“Call a hackney coach immediately for that gentleman,” said the actress,
pointing to the man who alone remained--for the best of reasons--seated.
“A coach? Certainly, madam,” said the waiter, withdrawing with a bow.
“Dr. Goldsmith,” resumed Mrs. Abington, “may I beg of you to have the
goodness to see that person to his lodgings and to pay the cost of the
hackney-coach? He is not entitled to that consideration, but I have
a wish to treat him more generously than he deserves. His address is
Whetstone Park, I think we may assume; and so I leave you, sir.”
* She walked from the room with her chin in the air, both of the men
watching her with such surprise as prevented either of them from
uttering a word. It was only when she had gone that it occurred to
Goldsmith that she was acting her part admirably--that she had set
herself to give him an opportunity of obtaining possession of the wallet
which she, as well as he, had seen Jackson transfer from the pocket
of his cloak to that of his waistcoat. Surely he should have no great
difficulty in extracting the bundle from the man's pocket when in the
coach.
“They're full of their whimsies, these wenches,” were the first words
spoken, with a free wave of an arm, by the man who had failed in
his repeated attempts to lift himself out of his chair. “What did I
say?--what did I do to cause that spitfire to behave like that? I feel
hurt, sir, more deeply hurt than I can express, at her behaviour.
What's her name--I'm not sure if she was Mrs. Abington or Mrs. Baddeley?
Anyhow, she insulted me grossly--me, sir--me, an officer who has charged
his Majesty's rebels in the plantations of Virginia, where the Potomac
flows down to the sea. But they're all alike. I could tell you a few
stories about them, sir, that would open your eyes, for I have been
their darling always.” Here he began to sing a tavern song in a loud but
husky tone, for the brandy had done its work very effectively, and
he had now reached what might be called--somewhat paradoxically--the
high-water mark of intoxication. He was still singing when the waiter
re-entered the room to announce that a hackney carriage was waiting at
the door of the tavern.
At the announcement the drunken man made a grab for a decanter and flung
it at the waiter's head. It missed that mark, however, and crashed among
the plates which were still on the table, and in a moment the landlord
and a couple of his barmen were in the room and on each side of Jackson.
He made a poor show of resistance when they pinioned his arms and pushed
him down the stairs and lifted him into the hackney-coach. The landlord
and his assistants were accustomed to deal with promptitude with such
persons, and they had shut the door of the coach before Goldsmith
reached the street.
“Hold on, sir,” he cried, “I am accompanying that gentleman to his
lodging.”
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