"What's all this about?" she asked.
"We've come here to hold an inquisition on your conduct," replied a
solemn voice from behind one of the black masks. "Will you kindly get
out of bed and seat yourself upon this chair. We should be sorry to use
force, but I warn you you'll have to obey us."
Looking a little scared Mabel apparently thought discretion the better
part of valor. She rose, put on her dressing-gown, and took the seat
indicated. Her inquisitors grouped themselves opposite, placing their
candles in a row upon the mantelpiece. Their spokeswoman, unfolding a
large sheet of paper, proceeded to read the indictment.
_This is to tell all whom it may concern
that Mabel Hughes, having broken every
rule of decent and orderly behavior, and
being no longer worthy of the name of
gentlewoman, is here arraigned on the
following charges:_
_1. That she habitually takes advantage
of and ill-treats the juniors when
opportunity occurs._
_2. That she cheats abominably at her
work._
_3. That she endeavors to persuade
others to cheat._
_4. That she degrades the name of the
Villa Camellia by receiving letters
which are thrown to her over the wall,
and by handing answers to them on her
way to church._
Mabel, who had smiled scornfully at the first three charges, changed
color at the fourth.
"What do you know about letters?" she challenged sharply.
"We know all," ventured the solemn voice. "You had better confess at
once, or the affair with Emanuele will be exposed to the prefects."
"It's my own business," said Mabel sulkily.
"No, it isn't. It's ours as well, and the whole school's. We don't want
the Villa Camellia to be disgraced in the eyes of the town. You ought to
be ashamed of yourself. It's so _vulgar_. Now, will you promise to give
up all your bad habits and behave like a lady."
"I'll promise nothing," snapped Mabel.
"Then we shall be obliged to tar and feather you."
Mabel laughed, imagining it was an empty threat, but she was rapidly
undeceived. Two inquisitors, seizing her by the arms, held her tightly
in her chair, while several others smeared soap over her face and stuck
on feathers which they took out of a cushion. She would have screamed,
but every time she opened her mouth to do so she received a dab of soap
upon her tongue. When they considered her countenance was sufficiently
ornamented, they presented her with a looking-glass to view the effect.
"That's how we feel about it," the spokeswoman assured her. "This is
just to show you we won't stand your horrid ways. Will you promise now
to behave yourself, or do you want any more?"
Apparently Mabel had had enough. She seemed rather frightened. She
grumbled that she would agree to what they wished.
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