The journal of the American-Irish Historical Society, Vol. VIII, 1909Various
History
The journal of the American-Irish Historical Society, Vol. VIII, 1909
Various
American-Irish Historical Society -- Periodicals; Ethnology -- United States -- Periodicals; Irish Americans -- Periodicals
“‘A few days after our arrival in Jacksonville the battery, together
with Barton’s Brigade, was ordered to Palatka. Palatka is a small town
seventy miles from Jacksonville, on the St. John’s River, and is, at the
present time, a winter resort for invalids. It was here that the famous
‘cow incident’ took place, and ‘Who killed the cow?’ afterward became a
by-word in the brigade, especially when Colonel Barton was within
hearing distance.
“‘It came about in this way: When we occupied Palatka, the only white
person in the village was an old lady, who had a fine residence, and
Colonel Barton, the commander of the brigade, made his headquarters
there. This woman had a very nice cow, the only one in the village, and
Barton was dependent upon her for milk.
“‘During the day the cow would feed in the dooryards and on the lawns,
and sometimes she would come around to where Battery C was camped. One
day some of the boys thought what a nice steak and liver they could get
from the cow, and, at the same time, get square with Barton, he not
being a favorite with the boys. They thought they might kill two birds
with one stone by getting the steak and liver, and, at the same time,
cut off Barton’s milk supply. So the next day, when the cow came along,
one of the boys drove her into a back-yard near the camp, and, in a
short time, that cow was a thing of the past.
“‘Steaks and liver were cut out for those who had done the work and for
their friends, and the rest of the meat was sent to the cook house,
where all had nice beef stew. Everything was all right until
milking-time, when the cow failed to show up. Then the fun began. Men
were sent out from headquarters and also from the Provost Marshal’s
office to try to find the cow and to make inquiries.
“‘Of course, the men of Battery C knew nothing about her. But they were
eventually suspected, for the next morning the Provost Marshal came to
our quarters asking all sorts of questions. Some of the boys, including
your humble servant, knew nothing about it and were sorry for the
Colonel. The following morning Colonel Barton sent for the
non-commissioned officers and told us that he was satisfied that the
last seen of the cow was near Battery C’s camp. He also said that all he
wanted was the name of the man who killed the cow, and that some of the
non-commissioned officers must know something about it. He then asked
each one the name of the man who killed the cow, but each denied all
knowledge of it.
“‘Well, someone must have given the whole thing away, for the next day
Captain James had the “assembly” blown and the company fell in. He then
called the names of nine men, comprising one Sergeant, one Corporal, and
seven privates. The Sergeant and Corporal were reduced to the ranks,
and, with the other seven, were confined in the guard house, put on a
diet of bread and water, and made a “spread eagle” of until someone
should tell who killed the cow.
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