Scotland -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
"Who's talking of bed?" she complained with a smiling peevishness.
("Ye've got--ye've got remarkable eyebrows. The way they grow makes me
feel all--all desperate.") "I've had a lie-down since four. You woke me
up with your knocking. Dear, I've never been woken up so beautifully
before. Now I want my supper. I never lose my appetite even when the
Liberals win a by-election, which considering the way our women work
against them is one of those things that disprove all idea of a just
Providence. Dear, but it'll be such a poor supper to set before you!
There's not a thing in the house but a tin of salmon. It is a mercy that
mother isn't here, for this is the kind of thing that upsets her
terribly. She wakes me up sometimes dreaming of the time the milk was
sour when Mr. Kelman came on his parish visit, though that's five years
ago now. Oh, Richard, mother is such a wee sensitive thing, you cannot
think! I cannot bear her to be ill! But indeed she is not very ill. The
doctor said she was not very ill. He said I would be a fule to worry.
She would be at me for letting you stand out in the hall like this. You
go into the parlour. I'll light the fire, and then I'll away to the
kitchen and get the supper. We must just make the best of it, and I have
heard that some people prefer tinned salmon to fresh."
"It's the distinguishing mark of connoisseurs in all the capitals of
Europe," said Richard. "But darling, don't light a fire for me. I'll go
off as soon as you've had supper, so that you can turn in."
"But as soon as supper's eaten I have to away out. Ah, will you come
with me? I like walking through the streets with you. It's somehow like
a procession. You're awful like a king, Richard. Not the present Royal
Family."
"But why must you go out?"
"To see how mother is. Do you not know? When the ambulance men come they
give you a number. Mother's is ninety-three. Then every morning and
every evening they put a board in the window up at the Public Health
Office in the High Street, with headings on it: 'Very dangerously ill,
friends requested to come at once.' 'Very ill, but no immediate danger,'
'Getting on well,' and the numbers grouped against them. She'll be
amongst the 'Getting on wells.' The doctor said there was no cause for
worry at all. He is a splendid doctor."
"But, my God, can't you telephone?"
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