The Junior Classics, Volume 6: Old-Fashioned Tales
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The Junior Classics, Volume 6: Old-Fashioned Tales
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By the time she had caught the flamingo and brought it back, the fight
was over, and both the hedgehogs were out of sight: "but it doesn't
matter much," thought Alice, "as all the arches are gone from this
side of the ground." So she tucked it away under her arm, that it
might not escape again, and went back to have a little more
conversation with her friend.
When she got back to the Cheshire-Cat, she was surprised to find quite
a large crowd collected round it: there was a dispute going on between
the executioner, the King, and the Queen, who were all talking at
once, while all the rest were quite silent, and looked very
uncomfortable.
The moment Alice appeared, she was appealed to by all three to settle
the question, and they repeated their arguments to her, though, as
they all spoke at once, she found it very hard to make out exactly
what they said.
The executioner's argument was, that you couldn't cut off a head
unless there was a body to cut it off from: that he had never had to
do such a thing before, and he wasn't going to begin at _his_ time of
life.
The King's argument was that anything that had a head could be
beheaded, and that you weren't to talk nonsense.
The Queen's argument was that, if something wasn't done about it in
less than no time, she'd have everybody executed, all round. (It was
this last remark that had made the whole party look so grave and
anxious.)
Alice could think of nothing else to say but "It belongs to the
Duchess: you'd better ask _her_ about it."
"She's in prison," the Queen said to the executioner: "fetch her
here." And the executioner went off like an arrow.
The Cat's head began fading away the moment he was gone, and, by the
time he had come back with the Duchess, it had entirely disappeared:
so the King and the executioner ran wildly up and down, looking for
it, while the rest of the party went back to the game.
THE MOCK TURTLE'S STORY
By Lewis Carroll
"You can't think how glad I am to see you, again, you dear old thing!"
said the Duchess, as she tucked her arm affectionately into Alice's,
and they walked off together.
Alice was very glad to find her in such a pleasant temper, and thought
to herself that perhaps it was only the pepper that had made her so
savage when they met in the kitchen.
"When _I'm_ a Duchess," she said to herself (not in a very hopeful
tone, though), "I won't have any pepper in my kitchen _at all_. Soup
does very well without--Maybe it's always pepper that makes people
hot-tempered," she went on, very much pleased at having found out a
new kind of rule, "and vinegar that makes them sour--and camomile that
makes them bitter--and--and barley-sugar and such things that make
children sweet-tempered. I only wish people knew _that_: then they
wouldn't be so stingy about it, you know--"
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