King Valoroso was very delicate in health, and withal so fond of good
dinners (which were prepared for him by his French cook Marmitonio),
that is was supposed he could not live long. Now the idea of anything
happening to the King struck the artful Prime Minister and the designing
old lady-in-waiting with terror. For, thought Glumboso and the Countess,
“when Prince Giglio marries his cousin and comes to the throne, what a
pretty position we shall be in, whom he dislikes, and who have always
been unkind to him. We shall lose our places in a trice; Gruffanuff
will have to give up all the jewels, laces, snuffboxes, rings, and
watches which belonged to the Queen, Giglio’s mother, and Glumboso will
be forced to refund two hundred and seventeen thousand millions nine
hundred and eighty-seven thousand four hundred and thirty-nine pounds,
thirteen shillings, and sixpence halfpenny, money left to Prince Giglio
by his poor dear father.” So the Lady of Honor and the Prime Minister
hated Giglio because they had done him a wrong; and these unprincipled
people invented a hundred cruel stories about poor Giglio, in order
to influence the King, Queen, and Princess against him; how he was so
ignorant that he could not spell the commonest words, and actually wrote
Valoroso Valloroso, and spelt Angelica with two I’s; how he drank a
great deal too much wine at dinner, and was always idling in the stables
with the grooms; how he owed ever so much money at the pastrycook’s and
haberdasher’s; how he used to go to sleep at church; how he was fond of
playing cards with the pages. So did the Queen like playing cards; so
did the King go to sleep at church, and eat and drink too much; and, if
Giglio owed a trifle for tarts, who owed him two hundred and seventeen
thousand millions nine hundred and eighty-seven thousand four hundred and
thirty-nine pounds, thirteen shillings, and sixpence halfpenny, I should
like to know? Detractors and tale-bearers (in my humble opinion) had much
better look at home. All this backbiting and slandering had effect upon
Princess Angelica, who began to look coldly on her cousin, then to laugh
at him and scorn him for being so stupid, then to sneer at him for having
vulgar associates; and at Court balls, dinners, and so forth, to treat
him so unkindly that poor Giglio became quite ill, took to his bed, and
sent for the doctor.
His Majesty King Valoroso, as we have seen, had his own reasons for
disliking his nephew; and as for those innocent readers who ask why?—I
beg (with the permission of their dear parents) to refer them to
Shakespeare’s pages, where they will read why King John disliked Prince
Arthur. With the Queen, his royal but weak-minded aunt, when Giglio was
out of sight he was out of mind. While she had her whist and her evening
parties, she cared for little else.
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