“My dear, when you go out of a room, how often have I told you, _shut
the door_. That’s a darling. That’s all.” At last the keys and the desk
and the spectacles were got, and the King mended his pen, and signed his
name to a reprieve, and Angelica ran with it as swift as the wind. “You’d
better stay, my love, and finish the muffins. There’s no use going. Be
sure it’s too late. Hand me over that raspberry jam, please,” said the
Monarch. “Bong! Bawong! There goes the half-hour. I knew it was.”
Angelica ran, and ran, and ran, and ran. She ran up Fore Street, and
down High Street, and through the Market-place, and down to the left,
and over the bridge, and up the blind alley, and back again, and round
by the Castle, and so along by the Haberdasher’s on the right, opposite
the lamppost, and round the square, and she came—she came to the
_Execution place_, where she saw Bulbo laying his head on the block!!!
The executioner raised his axe, but at that moment the Princess came
panting up and cried “Reprieve!” “Reprieve!” screamed the Princess.
“Reprieve!” shouted all the people. Up the scaffold stairs she sprang,
with the agility of a lighter of lamps; and flinging herself in Bulbo’s
arms, regardless of all ceremony, she cried out, “Oh, my Prince! my lord!
my love! my Bulbo! Thine Angelica has been in time to save thy precious
existence, sweet rosebud; to prevent thy being nipped in thy young bloom!
Had aught befallen thee, Angelica too had died, and welcomed death that
joined her to her Bulbo.”
“H’m! there’s no accounting for tastes,” said Bulbo, looking so very
much puzzled and uncomfortable that the Princess, in tones of tenderest
strain, asked the cause of his disquiet.
“I tell you what it is, Angelica,” said he, “since I came here yesterday,
there has been such a row, and disturbance, and quarrelling, and
fighting, and chopping of heads off, and the deuce to pay, that I am
inclined to go back to Crim Tartary.”
“But with me as thy bride, my Bulbo! Though wherever thou art is Crim
Tartary to me, my bold, my beautiful, my Bulbo!”
“Well, well, I suppose we must be married,” says Bulbo. “Doctor, you came
to read the Funeral Service—read the Marriage Service, will you? What
must be, must. That will satisfy Angelica, and then, in the name of peace
and quietness, do let us go back to breakfast.”
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