It was well that he was so quick in his operations, did not dawdle over
his luggage, and took the early coach, for as soon as the mistake about
Prince Bulbo was found out, that cruel Glumboso sent up a couple of
policemen to Prince Giglio’s room, with orders that he should be carried
to Newgate, and his head taken off before twelve o’clock. But the coach
was out of the Paflagonian dominions before two o’clock; and I dare say
the express that was sent after Prince Giglio did not ride very quick,
for many people in Paflagonia had a regard for Giglio, as the son of
their old sovereign; a Prince who, with all his weaknesses, was very
much better than his brother, the usurping, lazy, careless, passionate,
tyrannical, reigning monarch. That Prince busied himself with the balls,
fêtes, masquerades, hunting-parties, and so forth, which he thought
proper to give on the occasion of his daughter’s marriage to Prince
Bulbo; and let us trust was not sorry in his own heart that his brother’s
son had escaped the scaffold.
It was very cold weather, and the snow was on the ground, and Giglio, who
gave his name as simple Mr. Giles, was very glad to get a comfortable
place in the coupé of the diligence, where he sat with the conductor
and another gentleman. At the first stage from Blombodinga, as they
stopped to change horses, there came up to the diligence a very ordinary,
vulgar-looking woman, with a bag under her arm, who asked for a place.
All the inside places were taken, and the young woman was informed that
if she wished to travel, she must go upon the roof; and the passenger
inside with Giglio (a rude person, I should think), put his head out
of the window, and said, “Nice weather for travelling outside! I wish
you a pleasant journey, my dear.” The poor woman coughed very much, and
Giglio pitied her. “I will give up my place to her,” says he, “rather
than she should travel in the cold air with that horrid cough.” On which
the vulgar traveller said, “_You’d_ keep her warm, I am sure, if it’s a
_muff_ she wants.” On which Giglio pulled his nose, boxed his ears, hit
him in the eye, and gave this vulgar person a warning never to call him
_muff_ again.
Then he sprang up gaily on to the roof of the diligence, and made himself
very comfortable in the straw. The vulgar traveller got down only at the
next station, and Giglio took his place again, and talked to the person
next to him. She appeared to be a most agreeable, well-informed, and
entertaining female. They travelled together till night, and she gave
Giglio all sorts of things out of the bag which she carried, and which
indeed seemed to contain the most wonderful collection of articles. He
was thirsty—out there came a pint bottle of Bass’s pale ale, and a silver
mug! Hungry—she took out a cold fowl, some slices of ham, bread, salt,
and a most delicious piece of cold plum-pudding, and a little glass of
brandy afterwards.
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