Domestic fiction; Ireland -- Fiction; Land tenure -- Fiction; Landlord and tenant -- Fiction; Landowners -- Fiction
“If he’s in the house, I’ll go bail we won’t go away without seeing
him,” said the parson. “Will he be at home, Kelly, do you think?”
“Indeed he will, Mr Armstrong,” said Martin; “he’ll be in bed and
asleep. He’s never out of bed, I believe, much before one or two in the
day. It’s a bad life he’s leading since the ould man died.”
“You may say that,” said the doctor:—“cursing and drinking; drinking
and cursing; nothing else. You’ll find him curse at you dreadful, Mr
Armstrong, I’m afraid.”
“I can bear that, doctor; it’s part of my own trade, you know; but I
think we’ll find him quiet enough. I think you’ll find the difficulty
is to make him speak at all. You’d better be spokesman, my lord, as
you’re a magistrate.”
“No, Armstrong, I will not. You’re much more able, and more fitting: if
it’s necessary for me to act as a magistrate, I’ll do so—but at first
we’ll leave him to you.”
“Very well,” said the parson; “and I’ll do my best. But I’ll tell you
what I am afraid of: if we find him in bed we must wait for him, and
when the servant tells him who we are, and mentions the doctor’s name
along with yours, my lord, he’ll guess what we’re come about, and he’ll
be out of the window, or into the cellar, and then there’d be no
catching him without the police. We must make our way up into his
bed-room.”
“I don’t think we could well do that,” said the doctor.
“No, Armstrong,” said Lord Ballindine. “I don’t think we ought to force
ourselves upstairs: we might as well tell all the servants what we’d
come about.”
“And so we must,” said Armstrong, “if it’s necessary. The more
determined we are—in fact, the rougher we are with him, the more likely
we are to bring him on his knees. I tell you, you must have no scruples
in dealing with such a fellow; but leave him to me;” and so saying, the
parson gave a thundering rap at the hall door, and in about one minute
repeated it, which brought Biddy running to the door without shoes or
stockings, with her hair streaming behind her head, and, in her hand,
the comb with which she had been disentangling it.
“Is your master at home?” said Armstrong.
“Begorra, he is,” said the girl out of breath. “That is, he’s not up
yet, nor awake, yer honer,” and she held the door in her hand, as
though this answer was final.
“But I want to see him on especial and immediate business,” said the
parson, pushing back the door and the girl together, and walking into
the hall. “I must see him at once. Mr Lynch will excuse me: we’ve known
each other a long time.”
“Begorra, I don’t know,” said the girl, “only he’s in bed and fast.
Couldn’t yer honer call agin about four or five o’clock? That’s the
time the masther’s most fittest to be talking to the likes of yer
honer.”
“These gentlemen could not wait,” said the parson.
“Shure the docther there, and Mr Martin, knows well enough I’m not
telling you a bit of a lie, Misther Armstrong,” said the girl.
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