The Kentish CoastHarper, Charles G. (Charles George)
History
The Kentish Coast
Harper, Charles G. (Charles George)
Kent (England) -- Description and travel
And then the bargainer almost invariably submits, ungraciously enough
with “All right, you ---- pirates,” or “beachcombers,” or something
equally offensive. Strong language is cheap on the seas, and no one
resents it, least of all the hovellers and the boatmen who have thus
gained their point: it is all the harassed master has left him, and
he may put his tongue to what strange curses he will, if it be any
satisfaction.
And then, at a carefully chosen moment, as the vessels large and small
set to one another in a peculiarly violent kind of maritime dance and
the boatmen’s little craft swings dizzily up on a wave alongside, a
rope is thrown and one of the galley-punt’s crew clambers breathlessly
aboard, dashes the brine from his eyes, and is ready to navigate his
charge through the seething waters as surely as a cab-driver takes a
fare through well-known streets. His companions, sitting like statues
in the boat, in streaming yellow oilskins, fade away like ghosts in the
turmoil, and make for home.
Such are at those times the men you will see lounging the summer days
on Deal beach and suggesting to visitors that it is a “fine day for
a sail.” It looks a lazy life, this lounging, with hands in pockets,
day after day, varied by an occasional turn with the tar-brush or
paint-pot upon boat or timbered shanty; but it is really a life of one
long waiting for something to turn up, and there is nothing else for it
but to lounge hands in pockets. And to do the Deal boatmen the merest
justice, they lounge extremely well. Do not mistake me: I do not mean
that they do it elegantly. The figure of your typical ’longshoreman,
bargelike and extremely solid, does not permit of that. No, I mean
that he absolutely abandons himself to it. There used to be in London,
and in society, the Bond Street and the Hyde Park lounge. I believe
the exquisite _insouciance_ thus indicated is long since extinct. No
one lounges now, in these days of motor-cars and general hustle; no
one, that is to say, except the ’longshoremen of Deal and elsewhere,
but here at Deal it is perfected. The lounge of Hyde Park--you may
see it represented in _Punch_, in many of du Maurier’s drawings--was
a graceful droop over the railings of the Row; but the lounger had
always in the look of him a curious mixture of world-weariness and
self-consciousness. He knew he was beautiful, as beautiful as his
tailor and toilet-club could make him. Now the ’longshoreman cannot
droop, gracefully or otherwise. He is not built that way. There is
about him a breadth of beam and an appalling negation of waist that
vehemently forbids the very thought of it. He is not beautiful, nor, on
the other hand, is he self-conscious. He is of that solid bulk, despite
his privations, poor chap, which makes the crazy old capstans on the
beach creak and complain, and the tarred shanties shiver when he leans
against them. And his costume has been the delight of serious artists
and comic for at least a century.
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