The Kentish CoastHarper, Charles G. (Charles George)
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The Kentish Coast
Harper, Charles G. (Charles George)
Kent (England) -- Description and travel
Minster church is a worthy descendant of this monastery, its tower
and lofty leaded spire forming a landmark for long distances. It is,
in fact, by design and not chance that it stands thus, for near by was
the Wantsum channel; and to this day we perceive, in the south-eastern
angle-turret of this tower, the ancient beacon-tower, possibly of
Saxon date, which guided the course of ships to and fro, and probably
exhibited a light after nightfall. The general scale and style of the
church is altogether superior to that of an ordinary parish church, and
still markedly displays its monastic origin. Altogether, its Norman
nave and Early English transepts and chancel, together with the carved
oaken chancel-stalls, form by far the noblest ecclesiastical monument
in Thanet. Some of the eighteen old _miserere_ seats remain. One, with
the name of “John Curteys,” is singular in being dated 1401. It is a
rare thing to find a date on woodwork of such antiquity.
I suppose Minster had never a more objectionable incumbent than the
notorious Richard Culmer, widely known in his time as “Blue Dick,”
who was appointed in 1644, in the place of Meric Casaubon, deprived
and ejected by the Puritans. “Blue Dick’s” nickname derived from
his affecting a blue gown, instead of the then customary black; and
the notoriety he really seems to have enjoyed came from the extreme
fanatical Puritanism that possessed him. His greatest exploit--or the
one best known--was the breaking of the painted windows of Canterbury
Cathedral, which he called “rattling down proud Becket’s glassy bones.”
It did not, apparently, commend him to the people of Minster, who
resented his being thrust upon them and hid the key of the church when
he came to read himself in.
Simple souls, and unimaginative! What difficulty did that present to
one of his methods? None whatever. He simply smashed a window and
crawled through the congenial havoc he had made!
The next move was with his new parishioners, who, after the reading-in,
hauled him out, and, calling him “thief and robber,” and reproaching
him with having broken into the sheepfold instead of entering by the
door, whacked him long and heartily, till their sticks broke and their
arms grew tired. One almost suspects they did not like him.
The only servant-girl he could get was one of illegitimate birth; but
it is difficult to see how an accident of that sort should render a
domestic servant less domestically efficient.
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