The Kentuckian in New-York; or, The Adventures of Three Southerns. Volume 1 (of 2)Caruthers, William Alexander
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The Kentuckian in New-York; or, The Adventures of Three Southerns. Volume 1 (of 2)
Caruthers, William Alexander
Adventure stories; City and town life -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction
"'If I am not mistaken she is the same young lady whom I saw two
years ago at the Virginia springs, when I obtained leave from
college to go there on account of my health; she was then quite
young; just entering her teens, I should suppose.'
"'Ah! ha! have I caught you at last?' said I, as Lamar began to
redden under a searching glance; 'then there was some foundation
for the stories which followed you upon that occasion.'
"'Bah!' said he, 'they were all nonsense; but come, Damon, tell
Chevillere what fine stump speeches you heard this morning at a
New-York election.'
"I saw his drift in amusing me with Damon, and I was indeed quite
willing to be so amused.
"'Smash me if I heard any speeches,' said Damon, 'nor saw any
candidates either; they manage them things here quite after a
different fashion.'
"'Why, how do they manage them, if they have no candidates and no
speeches?' said I.
"'By the art of hocus pocus, I believe,' continued Damon; 'I had
whetted my appetite for a New-York speech till I was completely on
a wire edge, by the time we got to the polls; then they had a
parcel of chaps standing behind a little counter, with gold headed
poles, like freemasons in a cake-shop, playing at long-pole with
the boys. Why! where's the election,' said I, to a chap outside
the counter, with one black eye too many. 'Right under your nose,'
said he; 'clap down your tickets and kiss the calf-skin, as I did
just now;' and then he cramm'd my hands full of little bits of
paper, 'H----l in the West,' said I, 'are we going to have no
speeches, no drink, no fighten?' 'O!' said he, 'there's plenty of
drink in the bar-room next door, and you can get your stomach full
of fight, if you will walk down to the _Five Points_.'
"'And how do the people know whom they vote for?' said I to Lamar.
"His answer satisfied me that Damon's account of the business was
nearly correct as to matters of fact; and that the New-Yorkers
never have what we call 'stump speeches,' and never personally
know, or even see their representatives. These city mobocracies,
composed as they are, principally of wild Irish, are terrible
things; but I must adhere to our bargain, to have nothing to do
with politics.
"Lamar has evidently ripped up an old wound this morning, and I am
truly rejoiced thereat; we shall take an early day to pay the
visit spoken of, at which time I shall observe the gentleman's
movements, and see if I cannot treasure up a little ammunition for
future use, wherewithal to pay off old scores against him.
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