The Kentuckian in New-York; or, The Adventures of Three Southerns. Volume 1 (of 2)Caruthers, William Alexander
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The Kentuckian in New-York; or, The Adventures of Three Southerns. Volume 1 (of 2)
Caruthers, William Alexander
Adventure stories; City and town life -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction
"I watched Damon through an unusually long silence, while he
several times snapped his fingers and took a fresh chew of
tobacco.
"'I'll tell you what it is, that's what I call a real tear-down
sneezer,' ejaculated he; 'he's a bark-well and hold-fast too; he
doesn't honey it up to 'em, and mince his words--he lets it down
upon 'em hot and heavy; he knocks down and drags out; first he
gives it to 'em in one eye and then in 'tother, then in the
gizzard, and at last he gits your head under his arm, and then I
reckon he feathers it in, between the lug and the horn; he gives a
feller no more chance nor a 'coon has in a black jack.'
"'Then you give him more credit for sincerity than you usually do
men of his cloth,' said I.
"'Yes, yes! there's no whippin the devil round the stump with him;
he jumps right at him, tooth and toe-nail, and I'm flambergasted
if I don't think he rather worsted the _Old Boy_ this morning; and
he's the best match I ever saw him have, he looks so stout and
soldier-like; and then his eye! Did you see his eye, stranger? I'm
shot if he didn't look as if he could'a jumped right a-straddle
of the devil's neck, and just run his thumbs in, and scooped out
his two eyes, as easy as I would scoop an oyster out of his
shell.'
"'You don't go to church often when you are at home?'
"'No; but I _would_ go, if we had such a Samson as this; he raises
old Kentuck in me in a minute. I feel full of fight, and ready for
any thing now! But our old parson! he's an entirely different cut
in the jib. He whines it out to us like an old woman in the last
of pea-time; he doesn't thunder it down to 'em like this chap, and
like old Hickory did the grape-shot at New-Orleans.'
"We had now arrived at that point of the street where we were to
separate. Damon abruptly informed us of his intention to return
soon to Baltimore. I asked him if he was not pleased with
New-York.
"'O, yes;' said he, 'it's a real Kentuck of a place, a man can do
here what he likes; they don't look at the cut of a feller's coat,
but at the cut of his jib. I could wear my coat upside down here,
and my hat smashed all into a gin-shop, and nobody has time to
turn round and look at me. Yes, yes, stranger, they are a
whole-souled people, and I like 'em, but I have staid long
enough.'
"Here we separated for the day. Lamar intends to try and prevail
upon him to accompany us to the theatre, and the Italian opera. I
have great curiosity to see him at the latter place. Pedrotti,
they say, can tame a tiger with her melodious and touching voice.
As you may suppose, I am anxious to hear it myself, and to see its
effects upon one so unschooled in the music of luxurious and
effeminate Italy.
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