The King of Schnorrers: Grotesques and FantasiesZangwill, Israel
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The King of Schnorrers: Grotesques and Fantasies
Zangwill, Israel
Humorous stories; Jewish fiction; Jews -- England -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
Not that Lucy did not share his belief. It must be for love that she
was conceding Frank her hand--since her mother objected to the match.
As the nephew of a peer, Frank could give her rather better society
than she now enjoyed, even if he could not give her that of the peer,
who had an hereditary feud with him. Of course she could not marry him
yet, he was quite too poor for that, but he was a young man of
considerable talents--which are after all gold pieces. When fame and
fortune came to him, Lucy would come and join the party. _En
attendant_, their souls would be wed. They kissed each other
passionately, sealing the contract of souls with the red sealing-wax
of burning lips. To them in Paradise entered the Guardian Angel with
flaming countenance, and drove them into the outer darkness of the
brilliant ball-room.
"My dear," said the Guardian Angel, who was Lucy Grayling's mother,
"there is going to be an interval, and Mrs. Bayswater is so anxious
for you to give that sweet recitation from Racine."
So Lucy declaimed one of Athalie's terrible speeches in a way that
enthralled those who understood it, and made those who didn't,
enthusiastic.
The applause did not seem to gratify the Guardian Angel as much as
usual. Lucy wondered how much she had seen, and, disliking useless
domestic discussion, extorted a promise of secrecy from her lover
before they parted. He did not care about keeping anything from his
father--especially something of which his approval was dubious. Still,
all's fair and honourable in love--or love makes it seem so.
Frank took a solemn view of engagement, and embraced Lucy in his
general scheme for the redemption of mankind. He felt she was a sacred
as well as a precious charge, and he promised himself to attend to her
spiritual salvation in so far as her pure instincts needed guidance.
He directed her reading in bulky letters bearing the Oxford post-mark.
Meantime, Lucy disapproved of his neckties. She thought he would be
even nicer with a loving wife to look after his wardrobe.
II.
When Frank achieved the indistinction of a second-class, as
prematurely revealed, he went to Canada, and became a farm-pupil. It
was not that his physique warranted the work, but there seemed no way
in the old country of making enough money to marry Lucy (much less to
redeem mankind) on. He was suffering, too, at the moment from a
disgust with the schools, and a sentimental yearning to "return to
nature."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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