The King of Schnorrers: Grotesques and FantasiesZangwill, Israel
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The King of Schnorrers: Grotesques and Fantasies
Zangwill, Israel
Humorous stories; Jewish fiction; Jews -- England -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
"I daresay she's only hiding somewhere, sulking, as she did when a
child," said Flutter-Duck. "Have you looked under the bed?"
Foolish as he knew her words were, they gave him a gleam of hope. He
led the way upstairs without answering, and taking a candle, examined
her bedroom again with ludicrous minuteness. This time the sight of
her old clothes was comforting; if she had wanted to drown herself,
she would not--he reasoned with perhaps too masculine a logic--have
taken her best clothes to spoil. With a sudden thought he displaced
the hearthstone. He had early discovered where she kept her savings,
though he had neither tampered with them nor betrayed his knowledge.
The tin box was broken open, empty! In the drawers there was not a
single article of her jewellery. Rachel had evidently left home! She
had gone by way of Jacob's ladder--secretly.
Prostrated by the discovery, the parents sat down in helpless silence.
Then Flutter-Duck began to wring her white-gloved hands, and to babble
incoherent suggestions and reproaches, and protestations that she was
not to blame. The hot coffee cooled untasted, the pink wrap lay
crumpled on the floor.
Lewis revolved the situation rapidly. What could be done? Evidently
nothing--for that night at least. Even the police could do nothing
till the morning, and to call them in at all would be to publish the
scandal to the whole world. Rachel had gone to some lodging--there
could be no doubt about that. And yet he could not go to bed, his
heart still expected her, though his brain had given up hope. He
walked about restlessly, racked by fits of coughing, then he dropped
back into his seat before the decaying fire. And Flutter-Duck,
frightened into silence at last, sat on the sofa, dazed, in her
trappings and gewgaws, with the white flowers glistening in her false
hair, and her pallid cheeks stained with tears.
And so they waited in the uncouth room in the solemn watches of the
night, pricking up their ears at a rare footstep in the street, and
hastening to peep out of the window; waiting for the knock that came
not, and the dawn that was distant. The silence lay upon them like a
pall.
Suddenly, in the weird stillness, they heard a fluttering and a
skurrying, and, looking up, they saw a great white thing floating
through the room. Flutter-Duck uttered a terrible cry. "Hear, O
Israel!" she shrieked.
"Nee, nee," said Lewis reassuringly, though scarcely less startled.
"It is only the _tripha_ goose got loose."
"Nay, nay, it is the Devil!" hoarsely whispered Flutter-Duck, who had
covered her face with her hands, and was shaking as with palsy.
Her terror communicated itself to her husband. "Hush, hush! Talk not
so," he said, shivering with indefinable awe.
"Say psalms, say psalms!" panted Flutter-Duck. "Drive him out."
Lewis opened the window, but the unclean bird showed no desire to
flit. It was evidently the Not-Good-One himself.
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