Great Britain -- History, Naval -- 18th century -- Fiction; Nore Mutiny, 1797 -- Fiction
The suggestion was adopted; and the light was reported _out_ to the
first-lieutenant, at the very moment that it was taken _out_ of the
lantern again, and replaced in the candlestick. The duplicate supply
began to have its effect upon our incipient heroes, who commenced
talking _of their friends_. Bruce, a fine manly, honourable Scotchman,
had the peculiarity of always allying himself, when half drunk, to the
royal house who formerly sat upon the throne of England; but, when quite
intoxicated, he was so treasonable as to declare himself the lawful King
of Great Britain. Glass after glass increased his propinquity to the
throne, till at last he seated himself on it, and the uproar of the
whole party rose to that height, that the first-lieutenant sent out,
desiring the midshipmen immediately to retire to their hammocks.
"Send me to bed! `Proud man, dressed in a little brief authority.' If
the Lord's anointed had been respected, he, with millions, would be now
bending the knee to me. Well, if I can't be King of all England, at
least I'll be king in this berth. Tell me," cried Bruce, seizing the
unfortunate Prose by the collar, "am I not king?"
"Why--according--to--the--best--of--my--belief," said Prose, "I--
should--rather--be--inclined--to--think--that--you are--not--the--king."
"Am not, base slave!" cried Bruce, throwing him on the deck, and putting
his foot on his chest.
"No--if--I die for it--I don't care--but if you are--not king--I must
own--that--you--are one of--my thirty tyrants," drawled out Prose, half
suffocated with the pressure.
"I--do--declare," cried Jerry, imitating Prose's drawl, "that--he--has--
squeezed--a pun--out--of--you."
"Am not I king?" resumed Bruce, seizing Jerry, who had advanced within
reach, to laugh at Prose.
"I feel that you ought to be," replied Jerry: "and I don't doubt your
lineal descent: for you have all the dispositions of the race from which
you claim descent. A boon, your gracious majesty," continued Jerry,
bending on one knee.
"Thou shalt have it, my loyal subject," replied Bruce, who was delighted
with the homage, "even (as Ahasuerus said to Esther) to the half of my
kingdom."
"God forbid that I should deprive your majesty of that," replied Jerry,
smiling at the idea of _halving nothing_. "It is only to request that I
may not keep the middle watch to-night."
"Rise, Jerry, you shall not keep a night-watch for a fortnight."
"I humbly thank your most gracious majesty," replied the astute boy, who
was a youngster of the watch of which Bruce was mate.
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