DEAFNESS, although sometimes rather annoying--as for example in the case mentioned in preceding pages by JOHN WATERS--is yet not without its advantages. Your conversational ''Deaf BURKE,' who can endure any amount of 'punishment' without being the worse for it,' enjoys not unfrequently a great deal of negative felicity. We envied the condition of such an one the other day, while sitting with a friend at the 'Globe,' over such potables and edibles as that matchless establishment can alone set before its guests. At a table in near proximity, sat two Englishmen, whose comments upon 'matters and things' in America were embodied in such 'voluble speech' that we could scarcely hear ourselves speak. 'They may _talk_ about their hinstitutions as much as they please,' said one of the speakers, 'but honly _look_ at 'em--see their heffect, from the 'ead of the government, down. Yesterday I perused in the 'Courier' newspaper an account of a negro's skin, hentire, that was found with the 'ead attached, in the Mississippi river!' ''Orid, isn't it! Think o' such a thing as that picked up in the Tems! And last week. I read in the 'Erald of a man near the Canada lines, who was found dead by the side of a fallen tree, half eaten up by wild hogs or panthers. He 'ad a flask of whiskey by his side, which he had taken 'neat,' till it had killed him; and in his pocket was a dirty pack o' cards, wrapped up in a copy of the Declaration of Hindependence! That's your _liberty_ for ye!' [Symbol: Hand pointing right] See if these very absurdities be not found embodied within a twelve-month in some new work by a travelling Englishman, upon that 'miserable experiment at self-government, the United States of America!' . . . HERE are some scraps of '_Parisian Gossip_' which will not be altogether uninteresting to American readers. One of our Paris letters states that at a splendid party given by Lady COWLEY, there occurred a rather curious incident. 'Among the guests was a Mr. L----, (one of the _snobiculi_, most likely,) who, believing that none but a friend whom he addressed was within hearing, said, 'And they call this a party? Why, I never saw any thing so dull in all my life. It is not worth the trouble of dressing for such an affair; and then the rooms are so intolerably hot.' Unfortunately, the noble hostess was standing near, and overheard him, and immediately said: 'Mr. L----, there (pointing to the ante-room,) is a cooler room, and beyond it is the hall, still cooler.' This prompt and significant hint was felt, understood, and taken.' 'Every body in Paris knows or has heard of HALEVY the composer, and his brother, the author. A _bon mot_ of a pretty and sarcastic lady, at the expense of both of them, is now going the round of the gossipping circles. 'Do you like HALEVY, the author?' inquired a friend. '_Pas du tout, pas du tout!_' answered the lady; 'He is as dull as if his brother had composed him!' EUGENE SUE has