The Knickerbocker, or New-York Monthly Magazine, March 1844: Volume 23, Number 3Various
Philosophy
The Knickerbocker, or New-York Monthly Magazine, March 1844: Volume 23, Number 3
Various
Periodicals
'In addition to emperors, queens, prophets and priests, we have
one that says he is nobody, a nonentity. One that was never born,
and one that was born of her grandmother, and another dropped by
the devil flying over the world. One has had the throat cut out
and put in wrong, so that what is swallowed passes into the head,
and another has his head cut off and replaced every night. One
thinks himself a child, and talks and acts like a child. Many
appear as if constantly intoxicated. One has the gift of tongues,
another deals in magic, several in animal magnetism. One thinks he
is a white polar bear. A number have hallucinations of sight,
others of hearing. One repeats whatever is said to him, another
repeats constantly words of the same sound, as door, floor. One is
pursued by the sheriff, many by the devil. One has invented the
perpetual motion and is soon to be rich; others have already
acquired vast fortunes: scraps of paper, buttons and chips are to
them, large amounts of money. Many pilfer continually and without
any apparent motive, while others secrete every thing they can
find, their own articles as well as those of others. A majority
are disposed to hoard up trifling and useless articles, as scraps
of tin, leather, strings, nails, buttons, etc., and are much
grieved to part with them. One will not eat unless alone, some
never wish to eat, while others are always starving. One with a
few sticks and straws fills his room with officers and soldiers,
ships and sailors, carriages and horses, the management of which
occupies all his time and thoughts. Some have good memory as
regards most things, and singularly defective as to others. One
does not recollect the names of his associates, which he hears
every hour, yet his memory is good in other respects. One says he
is THOMAS PAINE, author of the 'Age of Reason,' a work he has
never read; another calls himself General WASHINGTON; and one old
lady of diminutive size calls herself General SCOTT, and is never
so good-natured as when thus addressed. One is always in court
attending a trial, and wondering and asking when the court is to
rise. Another has to eat up the building, drink dry the canal, and
swallow the Little Falls village, and is continually telling of
the difficulty of the task.'
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