The Knickerbocker, or New-York Monthly Magazine, March 1844: Volume 23, Number 3Various
Philosophy
The Knickerbocker, or New-York Monthly Magazine, March 1844: Volume 23, Number 3
Various
Periodicals
There is a sort of pathetic humor in the following parody by PUNCH upon
the prize exhibitions of cattle in England. A more forcible exposition of
the different condition of the human and brute animal in that country
could not well be conceived. It must be premised that a large hall is
fitted up with pens on either side, and over the head of the occupant
paste-board tickets are appended by the Poor Law Commissioners, detailing
their names, weights, ages, the regimen to which they have been subjected,
and other particulars; as thus: 'PETER SMALL. Aged forty. Weight at period
of admission twelve stone. Confined three months. Present weight nine
stone. Fed principally on water-gruel. Has been separated from his wife
and children in the work-house, and occasionally placed in solitary
confinement for complaining of hunger. Employment, breaking stones.' 'JANE
WELLS. Aged seventy. Weight five stone; lost two stone since her
admission, one month ago. Gruel diet; tea without sugar; potatoes and
salt. Has been set to picking opium.' 'JOHN TOMPKINS. Aged eighty-five.
Has seen better days. On admission, weighed eleven stone, which has been
reduced to eight and three-quarters. Diet, weak soup, with turnips and
carrots; dry bread and cheese-parings; a few ounces of meat occasionally,
when faint. Came to the work-house with his wife, who is five years
younger than himself. Has not been allowed to see her for a month; during
which period has lost in weight two ounces on an average per day. Employed
in carrying coals.' Faithful portraits, no doubt, of thousands who crowd
the thick-clustering pauper-houses of England, who have
'No blessed leisure for love nor hope,
But only time for grief!'
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