The Knickerbocker, Vol. 10, No. 3, September 1837 — John Shaqi
The Knickerbocker, Vol. 10, No. 3, September 1837Various
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The Knickerbocker, Vol. 10, No. 3, September 1837
Various
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Is not the male sex somewhat scandalously neglected in this
matter? Why should not a noble ship, daring and adventurous--a
merchant-_man_, perhaps an India-_man_--belong to the masculine
gender? If _it_ be female, why not be grammatically consistent, and
talk of merchant-_woman_, and India-_woman_? If it be necessary that
inanimate structures be sexed, why not do it with some reference to
their qualities? Let a ship be called _she_, by all means; for a lady
is beautiful, and a ship bearing steadily away over the waters, is
beautiful to look upon, too; and a lady, though not freighted down
with bales and packages by the ton, yet is she burthened with those
articles in the dry-goods line which are worn by _the ton_. Streamers
wave from the flag-staff of the one, and ribbons flutter gaily from
the main-top of the other. Therefore, let a ship and a woman be of
the same sex. But let there be some limits to the license. We take
it, there is nothing that floats, which looks less like our own dear
sweet-heart, than an old worm-eaten canoe, scooped out of a dead
trunk; and yet, when a paddle is applied to the ugly thing, you look
at it and say, '_She_ moves!'
We admit and feel the romance and propriety of sexing 'the poetry of
heaven.' Blessings be yet again on benighted Egypt, for she taught
us to speak of Osiris and Isis, instead of the sun and moon! Blessed
for ever be the spirit of him who first conceived the idea of sexing
the starry hosts, from the Cynosure to Sirius! How much more poetical
is night in consequence--especially such as Moore speaks of in the
Epicurean:
----'Sweet nights,
When Isis, the pure star of lovers, lights
Her bridal crescent o'er the holy stream!'
All who have been in love, feel that the soft influence which comes
down from the face of Isis is feminine in its witchery. She is
friendly to love affairs, although Miss Diana, when in Greece,
would have nothing to do with the masculine deities; and although
she banished Calisto, and transformed Acteon, yet did these same
Greeks scandalize the virgin, by reporting that she forgot her
fastidiousness when she was smitten by the charms of an Endymion on
the Carian Mount. To return. We are glad that the poets of the olden
time sexed the stars pretty much as their fancies thought proper, and
that we Christians still perpetuate these beautiful fictions of their
mythologies; for there is a charm in the classical association which
now comes upon the mind, when viewing the heavens, that we should
regret to part with, however heathenish and anti-utilitarian it may
be.
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