The Knickerbocker, Vol. 10, No. 3, September 1837Various
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The Knickerbocker, Vol. 10, No. 3, September 1837
Various
Periodicals
We were speaking, before we got on this mad-cap digression, of the
miseries in which the editorial fraternity in general, and Frank
Thornton in particular, were sometimes plunged, by ill-timed demands
for that bane of the craft called 'copy.' At such times, Frank would
disenchant himself of his fond visions, pick up his pen, arrange
his paper, and--think, or try to think, of a subject. He would look
over the newspapers for topics; whip up his brain for a suggestion,
or look out at the window, and seeing his friend James Summers,
who prided himself on being a man of the world, he would conclude
to write an article on men of the world in general, much after the
manner of the fragment below.
* * * * *
'FIELDING says, that in order to understand men, it is necessary
that one should be born with a genius for that purpose.' Your men
of the world think so too; hence, they are the favorites of nature,
and as such, are superior to ordinary mortals, and have a right, in
consequence, to look down on inferiority. We are not going to upset
Fielding, Bulwer, _et id omne genus_; we only say, that we detest the
boast and swagger which your men of the world take upon themselves as
a natural right, peculiar to those who come into the world with an
extra eye to read that volume of mysteries, the human heart, locked
up, like the ark of old, from the vision of the vulgar.
'Your man of the world is the most bustling of bodies, and looks
like Atlas with the globe incumbent on his shoulders. His lips form
an oracle of human wisdom, and it is rank profanity to question
aught that emanates from so holy a source. His contempt for inferior
understandings is most supreme; and his humor, like a foaming
cataract, flows and boils with sublime rage, if impertinence dare
question his profundity, or contest his right to monopolize the
gleams of knowledge which light up the human mind. He is the greatest
and most orthodox of bigots, and takes good care that the stultified
head of heresy be scathed by the lightnings of his indignation. He
uses old saws with a wink; and if he chooses to bless you with a
squint, you are unpardonable, if you do not cheer him with a smile.
He is a stickler for antiquity, and hates smooth chins and black
heads, for their greenness and folly. He is the repository of all the
fragments of wisdom that are left of shipwrecked ages, which have
floated down on the stream of time. He gathers together the bits
and ends of sayings which go to make up the traditionary lore of a
country; and this unbooked knowledge renders him sager than a man of
much reading. In fine, your man of the world is a very great man, and
is to be respected, whether he discourses of the evangelists at a
horse-race, or flourishes political eloquence, and that Helicon which
inspires it, a beer-mug, in the unquiet recesses of some venerable
ale-house.
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