The Knickerbocker, Vol. 10, No. 6, December 1837Various
History
The Knickerbocker, Vol. 10, No. 6, December 1837
Various
Periodicals
IT was our good fortune to form one of the dense auditory before
whom this excellent Address was delivered; and although we are
unable to convey to the reader an adequate idea of the effect its
verbal publication produced, we may nevertheless afford a 'taste
of its quality,' by a few choice extracts. We were pleased, at
the very opening, to perceive that the Address was not to embrace
political questions, connected with the arts of industry, nor to
be a compendium of minute statistics, relating to the Institute,
and manufactures in general--a course so common on such occasions.
'Figures cannot _lie_,' perhaps, but they can do things quite as
disagreeable. Mere statistics are dismal bores to great masses,
oftentimes, in the hands of matter-of-fact, hum-drum speakers,
oppressively full of information; reminding the hearer of Swift's
elixir, 'which being drank, presently dilates itself about the
brain of the orator, whence instantly proceed an infinite number of
abstracts, summaries, compendiums,' etc., all reducible upon paper,
and fruitful of the most potent oscitant qualities. How many new
members of Congress, who felt it their duty to attend to the public
weal, in gratitude to their constituents, have been wakened by the
watchful sergeant-at-arms, after the house had adjourned, from a
deep sleep which had fallen upon them, as they 'by parcels something
heard, but not attentively,' of 'figure-works and statistics,' from
some arithmetical debater! 'In 1834, Sir, before the passage of the
law creating the 'North American Window-Glass and Putty Company,'
owing to the high price of putty in the United States, there were
in ten counties in the state of Mississippi, nine hundred and
sixty-two windows and a half, utterly destitute of glass; and it
is worth stating, as a remarkable fact, that of the three hundred
and twenty-seven panes which were fastened with a cheap adhesive
substitute, the large number of two hundred and eighty-three were
utterly useless. That putty--I say _that_ putty, Mr. Speaker--would
not stick!' And thus proceeds the bore statistical,[16] in a speech
'thin sown with profit or delight.' But we are keeping the reader
from 'metal more attractive.'
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