The Knickerbocker, Vol. 10, No. 6, December 1837Various
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The Knickerbocker, Vol. 10, No. 6, December 1837
Various
Periodicals
LET me here register a letter which I have received from the Jehu
who voted for Smith, of Smithopolis. He conveys several curious
sentiments; and among other matters, records the demise of the person
to whom he was indebted for a lecture:
'_November the 5th, 1837._
'MY DEAR SIR:
'I have seen a piece which you made and put into a perryogue
published down into the city of New-York, to which I am a-going
to indict a reply. My indictment will be short, as some of
the parties is not present to which you have been allusive.
But with respect of that there diwine person you spoke of,
I am sorry to remark, that he is uncommonly dead, and wont
never give no more lectures. He was so onfortnight as to bu'st
a blood-vessel at a pertracted meeting; and I ha'n't hearn
nothing onto him sence. His motives was probable good; but in
delivering on 'em, it struck me forcibly that he proximated to
the _sassy_. However, I never reserves ill will, not ag'inst
nobody; and I authorize you to put this into printing, ef'so be
that you deem it useful. That's what Smith used to say, when he
published his self-nominations in the newspapers, that a man
with a horn (they tell me that he has a very large circle of
kindred) used to ride post about, and distribit.
'In the sincere congratulation that there has not nothing been
said in this communication unproper for the public ear, and for
giving you the descriptions of the rackets, and other messuages
respecting me, which you deeded to the public, I remain yours
until death do us part.
'POST TILLION.'
'Mr. OLLAPOD, M.D.'
Now there is no finding fault with a correspondent of this
description. Plain, unadorned, he gives his thoughts the drapery of
ink--dresses them in black--and there they stand, ('what is written
remains,') evidences at once of his frankness and his erudition. To
me, such documents, though light, and perhaps unpalatable to those
who prefer the heavier condiments of literature, form the cream or
the dessert of life's plenteous table.
* * * * *
TALKING of desserts--by which (whisper) I don't mean the boundless
contiguity of western wildernesses, nor the sandy bounds of Zahara,
but the after-glories of a dinner--I have of late arrived at some
curious embellishments of delicacies, on the part of those who are
bent upon improving the English language, at all hazards; upon
extending it to the utmost latitude of dainty expression and culture.
The Astor-House, I learn, at its Ladies' Ordinary, has furnished
forth some glorious specimens of English improved. 'Sir!' said an
exquisite, desirous of partaking a certain delicacy for himself and
his fair:
'Have you at present any of the _chastised idiot-brother_?'
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