The Knickerbocker, Vol. 22, No. 1, July 1843Various
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The Knickerbocker, Vol. 22, No. 1, July 1843
Various
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* * * 'ALL these things, dear S----, happened in my younger
days, of course. As I have still a white page before me, I
will detail to you one of my youthful adventures. I had one
night been to a convivial party, which did not break up until
nearly morning, when, on arriving at my boarding-house, I found
the doors closed. Not wishing to disturb the inmates at that
unseasonable hour, I proceeded in search of temporary lodgings,
not doubting but that I should get accommodated at some one of
the numerous hotels. In this however I was disappointed; every
place was shut as tight as an oyster. It happened to be a wet,
drizzly night; and after wandering about the streets for some
time, and getting pretty well soaked, I began to feel rather
disagreeable. What added not a little to my discomfort, was the
fact that within a few nights there had been committed several
daring highway robberies, in the very heart of the city, in one
of which the victim was murdered; and as a natural consequence,
no watchman dared to venture out from his hiding-place; thus
making my situation doubly lonesome. In this dilemma, finding
all legitimate places closed against me, I began to consider
the expediency of seeking shelter at least, if not sleep, in
any place that might seem to offer it. While in this mood, I
found myself abreast of the ---- church; and leaning against
the lightning-rod a moment, the query occurred to me: 'Why
not 'shin up' this rod into the belfry? I have slept in worse
places than that, no doubt, and can do so again.' Now I had been
a great climber in my boyish days; and feats which to others
seemed difficult, if not absolutely impossible, were to me often
matters of mere pastime. I therefore hesitated but a moment in
such an emergency, but slipping off my boots and swinging them
round my neck, I commenced the ascent; and in less than five
minutes I had mounted a hundred feet or more, and got safely
into the belfry. My accommodations here were much better than I
could have anticipated. Some carpenters had been to work a few
days previously, repairing the railings on the outside of the
tower, and had left a quantity of shavings, which lay scattered
on the floor. Placing these together in a heap, I threw my weary
limbs down upon them, and was soon in a deep slumber, but not
a quiet one. My horizontal position enabled the fumes of wine
to reach my head, which before they had been unable to do, in
consequence of my extreme height, for you know I am six feet
three, and I soon began to have all sorts of fantastic dreams.
Strange wild shapes flitted around me, and loud unearthly
sounds filled my ears. But prominent over all, was an incessant
ding-dong of apparently distant bells, which reached me in
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