“They ginger them up so, nowadays,” said Lord Loughdooner to Beecham
O'Reilly.
“Ginger!” chimed in Hickman,--“the devil a finer thing for the stomach.
I ask your pardon, my Lord, for saying his name, but I 'll give you a
receipt for the windy bile worth a guinea-note.”
“Take a pinch of snuff, Dr. Hickman,” said Lord Castle-reagh, who saw
the mortification of the two generations at the old man's vulgarity.
“Thank you, my Lord. 'Tis blackguard I like best: them brown snuffs
ruins the nose entirely.--I was saying about the mixture,” said he,
addressing the bishop. “Take a pint of infusion of gentian, and put a
pinch of coriander seeds, and the peel of a Chaney orange--”
“I recommend a bumper of that claret, my Lord,” said Lord Castlereagh,
determined to cut short the prescription, which now was being listened
to by the whole board; “and when I add the health of the primate, I
'm sure you 'll not refuse me.” The toast was drunk with all suitable
honors, and the Secretary resumed in a whisper: “He wants our best
wishes on that score, poor fellow, if they could serve him. He's not
long to be with us, I fear.”
“Indeed, my Lord!” said the bishop, eagerly.
“Alas! too true,” sighed Lord Castlereagh; “he 'll be a severe loss,
too. I wanted to have some minutes' talk with you on the matter. These
are times of no common emergency, and the men we promote are of great
consequence at this moment. Say to-morrow, about one.”
“I 'll be punctual,” said the bishop, taking out his tablets to make a
note of what his memory would retain to the end of his life.
Lord Castlereagh caught the Knight's eye at the instant, and they both
smiled, without being able to control their emotion.
“And so,” said Lord Castlereagh, hastening to conceal his laugh, “my
young relation continues to enjoy the hospitalities of your house.
I don't doubt in the least that he reckons that wound the luckiest
incident of his life.”
“My friend Darcy paid even more dearly for it,” said Lord Drogheda,
overhearing the remark; “but for Heffernan's tidings, I should certainly
have lost my wager.”
“I assure you, Knight,” broke in Hickman O'Reilly, “it was through no
fault of mine that the altercation ended so seriously. I visited Captain
Forester in his room, and thought I obtained his pledge to take no
further notice of the affair.”
“And I, too, told him the style of fellow MacDonough was,” said Beecham,
affectedly.
“I have heard honorable mention of both facts, gentlemen,” said Darcy,
dryly; “that nothing could have less contributed to a breach of the
peace than Mr. Beecham O'Reilly's conduct, my friend Daly is willing to
vouch for.”
“I wish his own had been equally prudent and pacific,” said Hickman
O'Reilly, reddening at the taunt conveyed in the Knight's speech.
“Daly is unquestionably the best friend on the ground--”
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