“You knew Jack,--we all knew him. Well, poor Morris was going home one
night,--from the theatre, I believe it was,--but, just as he reached Ely
Place, he saw, by the light of a lamp, a gentlemanlike fellow trying to
make out an address on a letter, and endeavoring, as well as he could,
to spell out the words by the uncertain light. 'Devilish provoking!'
said the stranger, half aloud; 'I wrote it myself, and yet cannot read
a word of it.' 'Can I be of any service?' said Jack. Poor fellow! he was
always ready for anything kind or good-natured. 'Thank you,' said the
other; 'but I 'm a stranger in Dublin,--only arrived this evening from
Liverpool,--and cannot remember the name or the street of my hotel,
although I noted both down on this letter.' 'Show it to me,' said Jack,
taking the document. But although he held it every way, and tried all
manner of guesses, he never could hit on the name the stranger wanted.
'Never mind,' said Jack; 'don't bother yourself about it. Come home
with, me and have an oyster,--I 'll give you a bed; 't will be time
enough after breakfast to-morrow to hunt out the hotel.' To make short
of it, the stranger complied; after all the natural expressions of
gratitude and shame, home they went, supped, finished two bottles of
claret, and chatted away till past two o'clock. 'You 'd like to get to
bed, I see,' said Jack, as the stranger seemed growing somewhat drowsy,
and so he rang the bell and ordered the servant to show the gentleman
to his room. 'And, Martin,' said he, 'take care that everything is
comfortable, and be sure you have a nightcap.' 'Oh! I 've a nightcap
myself,' said the stranger, pulling one, neatly folded, out of his coat
pocket. 'Have you, by G--d!' said Jack. 'If you have, then, you 'll not
sleep here. A man that's so ready for a contingency has generally some
hand in contriving it.' And so he put him out of doors, and never saw
more of him. Eh, Heffernan, was Jack right?” And again the old man
broke into a hearty laugh, in which Heffernan, notwithstanding his
discomfiture, could not refrain from participating.
“Well,” said he, as he arose to leave the room, “I feel twenty years
younger for that hearty laugh. It reminds me of the jolly days we used
to have long ago, with Price Godfrey and Bagenal Daly. By the way, where
is Bagenal now, and what is he doing?”
“Pretty much what he always was doing,--mischief and devilment,” said
the Knight, half angrily.
“Is he still the member for Old-Castle? I forget what fate the petition
had.”
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