Thus did Mr. Nickie ramble on, in the popular cant, over the subject
of the day; for although the Union was now carried, and its
consequences--whatever they might be--so far inevitable, the men whose
influence effected the measure were still before the bar of public
opinion,--an ordeal not a whit more just and discriminating than it
usually is. While the current of these reminiscences ran on, varied by
some anecdote here or some observation there, both master and man
drank deeply. So long as good liquor abounded, Mr. M'Dermot could have
listened with pleasure, even to a less entertaining companion; and as
for Nickie, he felt a vulgar pride in discussing, familiarly and by
name, the men of rank and station who took a leading part in Irish
politics. The pamphlets and newspapers of the day had made so many
private histories public, had unveiled so many family circumstances
before the eyes of the world, that his dissertations had all the seeming
authenticity of personal knowledge.
It was at the close of a rather violent denunciation of the
“Traitors”--as the Government party was ever called--that Nickie,
striking the table with his fist, called on M'Dermot to sing.
“I say, Mac,” cried he, with a faltering tongue, and eyes red and
bleared from drink,--“the old lady--wouldn't accept my society--she did
n't think--An-tho-ny Nickie, Esquire--good enough--to sit down--at her
table. Let us show her what she has lost, my boy. Give her 'Bob Uniake's
Boots' or 'The Major's Prayer.'”
“Or what d' ye think of the new ballad to Lord Castlereagh, sir?”
suggested M'Dermot, modestly. “It was the last thing Rhoudlim had when I
left town.”
“Is it good?” hiccuped Nickie.
“If ye heerd Rhoudlim--”
“D----n Rhoudlim!--she used to sing that song Parsons made on the
attorneys. Parsons never liked us, Mac. You know what he said to Holmes,
who went to him for a subscription of five shillings, to help to bury
Mat Costegan. 'Was n't he an attorney?' says Parsons. 'He was,' says the
other. 'Well, here 's a pound,' says he; 'take it and bury four!'”
“Oh, by my conscience, that was mighty nate!” said M'Dermot, who
completely forgot himself.
Nickie frowned savagely at his companion, and for a moment seemed about
to express his anger more palpably, when he suddenly drank off his
glass, and said, “Well, the song,-let us have it now.”
“I 'm afraid--I don't know more than a verse here and there,” said Mac,
bashfully stroking down his hair, and mincing his words; “but with the
help of a chorus--”
“Trust me for that,” cried Nickie, who now drank glass after glass
without stopping; “I'm always ready for a song.” So saying he burst out
into a half-lachryinose chant,--
“An old maid had a roguish eye!
And she was call'd the great Kamshoodera!
Rich was she and poor was I!
Fol de dol de die do!
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