“As you please, comrade,” said Trimalcyon, without the slightest
indication of being offended by the refusal and haughty manner of his
guest, “it is just as well not to trust myself to your invocations;
the devil knows your voice, and he always thinks you are calling
him. But you are wrong to disdain that ham, it is from Westphalia, I
think,--is it not, you scoundrel?”
“Yes, my lord,” said the dwarf, “it came from that Dutch fly-boat,
arrested as it sailed out of the strait of Sardinia. It was destined for
the Viceroy of Naples.” At that moment the flourishes of the musicians
ceased; a noise, at first quite indistinct, but increasing by degrees,
soon became loud and threatening. The clanking of chains and complaints
of the galley-slaves could be heard, and, finally, rising above the
tumult, the voices of the spahis and the cracking of the coxswain’s
whip.
Trimalcyon seemed so accustomed to these cries, that he continued to
drink a glass of wine that he was carrying to his lips, and carelessly
remarked, as he set his glass on the table:
“There are some dogs that want to bite; fortunately their chains
are good and strong. Crow-provender, go and see why the musicians have
stopped playing. I will have them given twenty blows of the cowhide if
they stop again, instead of blowing their trumpets. I am too good. I
love the arts too much. Instead of selling these do-nothings in Algiers,
I have kept them to make music, and that is the way they behave! Ah! if
they were not too feeble for the crew, they should find out what it is
to handle the oar.”
“They are certainly too weak for that, my lord,” said the negro
dwarf; “the comedians that you captured with them on that galley from
Barcelona are still at the house of Jousouf, who bought them. He
cannot get two pieces of gold for a single one of the singing, blowing
cattle.”
Pog-Reis seemed thoughtful and oblivious of what was passing around him,
although the murmurs of dissatisfaction increased to such violence that
Trimalcyon said to the dwarf:
“Before you go out, place here by me, on the divan, my pistols and
a stock of arms. Well, now go and see what is the matter. If it is
anything serious, let Mello come and tell me. At the same time, inform
those blowers of trumpets that I will make them swallow trumpets and
buccinæ if they stop playing a moment.”
“My lord, they say they have not wind enough to play two hours
together.”
“Ah, they lack wind, do they! Ah, well, tell them that if they give me
that reason again I will have their stomachs opened, and by means of a
blacksmith’s bellows put them in such a condition that they will not
lack wind.”
At this coarse and brutal pleasantry, Orangine and Swan-skin looked at
each other in astonishment.
“You can tell them besides,” added Trimalcyon, “that as they are
not worth one piece of gold in the slave market, and as it costs me more
to keep them than they are worth, I shall think nothing of gratifying my
caprice on them.”
The negro went out.
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