Needless to say, such enthusiasm demanded complete absorption in the
game and tolerated no liberties. If anyone had told the Doctor of the
fall of Port Arthur at the moment of his playing an approach, that man
assuredly would have deserved any fate that overtook him. When the
stove in the vestry set fire to the chancel roof and did five hundred
pounds worth of damage to Moretown Church, no one had the courage to
tell the Vicar until he had holed out on the eighteenth, green. "Words
won't put the roof on again," the sexton wisely said, "and a precious
lot of words you'll get from 'ee while 'ee's playin' with his ball."
So the doleful news was reserved for the Club House. "I really fear I
ought not to play a second round," the Vicar exclaimed when he heard
it; "most vexing, I must say."
These being the circumstances of the weekly duel _à outrance_, it
certainly was astonishing to discover the Vicar and the Doctor talking
of any other subject but golf on a day of July some three weeks after
Count Odin's arrival at Melbourne Hall. Strange to say, however, they
discussed neither the merits of the cut nor the doubtful wisdom of
running up approach; but playing their strokes with some indifference
as to the attending consequences, they spoke of my lord of Melbourne
and of the turn affairs at the Hall were taking. To be entirely
candid, the Vicar left the main part of the talk to the Doctor; for the
secret which he carried he had as yet no courage to tell to anyone.
"Most extraordinary--not the same man, sir, by twenty years. If he
were a woman, I would call it neurasthenia and back my opinion for a
Haskell. What do you think of a sane human being letting a lot of
dirty gypsies have the free run of the Hall; in and out like rabbits in
a warren--drinking his best wines and riding his horses, and lots more
besides that the servants hint at but won't talk about? Why, they tell
me that he's up half the night with the scum sometimes, as wild as the
rest of them when they fiddle and caper in the Long Gallery. What's
common sense to make of it? What do you make of it, leaving common
sense out of the matter?"
The Vicar looked somewhat askance at the dubious compliment; nor did it
encourage him to tell of the strange sights he had seen in Melbourne
Park some twelve hours before this epoch-making encounter.
"I hear the men are Roumanians," he said, taking a brussie from his bag
and making an atrocious shot with it. "Of course the Earl--this is
miserable--the Earl was in Roumania as a young man. Perhaps he is
returning some courtesy these wild fellows showed to him. You play the
odd, I think."
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