The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire CollectionJacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire Collection
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
“The tiger ’ad been making free with Claybury pigs and such-like for
pretty near a week, and nothing ’ad been done to try and catch it, and
wot made Claybury men madder than anything else was folks at Wickham
saying it was all a mistake, and the tiger ’adn’t escaped at all. Even
parson, who’d been away for a holiday, said so, and Henery Walker told
’is wife that if she ever set foot inside the church agin ’ed ask ’is
old mother to come and live with ’em.
“It was all very well for parson to talk, but the very night he come
back Henery Walker’s pig went, and at the same time George Kettle lost
five or six ducks.
“He was a quiet man, was George, but when ’is temper was up ’e didn’t
care for anything. Afore he came to Claybury ’e ’ad been in the
Militia, and that evening at the ‘Cauliflower’ ’e turned up with a gun
over ’is shoulder and made a speech, and asked who was game to go with
’im and hunt the tiger. Bill Chambers, who was still grieving after ’is
pig, said ’e would, then another man offered, until at last there was
seventeen of ’em. Some of ’em ’ad scythes and some pitchforks, and one
or two of ’em guns, and it was one o’ the finest sights I ever seed
when George Kettle stood ’em in rows of four and marched ’em off.
“They went straight up the road, then across Farmer Gill’s fields to
get to Plashett’s wood, where they thought the tiger ’ud most likely
be, and the nearer they got to the wood the slower they walked. The sun
’ad just gone down and the wood looked very quiet and dark, but John
Biggs, the blacksmith, and George Kettle walked in first and the others
follered, keeping so close together that Sam Jones ’ad a few words over
his shoulder with Bill Chambers about the way ’e was carrying ’is
pitchfork.
“Every now and then somebody ’ud say, ‘_Wot’s that!_’ and they’d all
stop and crowd together and think the time ’ad come, but it ’adn’t, and
then they’d go on agin, trembling, until they’d walked all round the
wood without seeing anything but one or two rabbits. John Biggs and
George Kettle wanted for to stay there till it was dark, but the others
wouldn’t ’ear of it for fear of frightening their wives, and just as it
was getting dark they all come tramp, tramp, back to the ‘Cauliflower’
agin.
“Smith stood ’em ’arf a pint apiece, and they was all outside ’ere
fancying theirselves a bit for wot they’d done when we see old man
Parsley coming along on two sticks as fast as ’e could come.
“‘Are you brave lads a-looking for the tiger?’ he asks.
“‘Yes,’ ses John Biggs.
“‘Then ’urry up, for the sake of mercy,’ ses old Mr. Parsley, putting
’is ’and on the table and going off into a fit of coughing; ‘it’s just
gone into Bob Pretty’s cottage. I was passing and saw it.’
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