The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire CollectionJacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire Collection
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
Thanks to his skill, the invalids were freed from the more violent of
their pains, but this freedom was followed by a weakness so alarming
that they could hardly raise their heads from their pillows—a state of
things which excited the intense envy of the third officer, who, owing
to his responsibilities, might just as well have been without one.
In this state of weakness, and with the fear of impending dissolution
before his eyes, the skipper sent for Mr. Harry Thomson, and after some
comparisons between lawyers and sharks, in which stress was laid upon
certain redeeming features of the latter, paid a guinea and made his
will. His example, save in the amount of the fee, was followed by the
mate; but Mr. Rogers, being approached tentatively by the doctor in his
friend’s behalf, shook his head and thanked his stars he had nothing to
leave. He had enjoyed his money, he said.
They mended slowly as they approached Hong-kong, though a fit of temper
on Mr. Mackenzie’s part, during which he threw out ominous hints about
having his money back, led to a regrettable relapse in his case. He was
still in bed when they came to anchor in the harbour; but the skipper
and his second officer were able to go above and exchange
congratulations from adjoining deck-chairs.
“You are sure it wasn’t cholera?” asked the harbour-master’s deputy,
who had boarded them in his launch, after he had heard the story.
“Positive,” said Carson.
“Very fortunate thing they had you on board,” said the deputy—“very
fortunate.”
The doctor bowed.
“Seems so odd, the three of them being down with it,” said the other;
“looks as though it’s infectious, doesn’t it?”
“I don’t think so,” said the doctor, accepting with alacrity an offer
to go ashore in the launch and change into some decent clothes. “I
think I know what it was.”
[Illustration: The second officer leaned forward.]
The captain of the _Stella_ pricked up his ears, and the second officer
leaned forward with parted lips. Carson, accompanied by the deputy and
the solicitor, walked toward the launch.
“What was it?” cried the skipper, anxiously.
“I think that you ate something that disagreed with you,” replied the
doctor, grinning meaningly. “Good-by, captain.”
The master of the _Stella_ made no reply, but rising feebly, tottered
to the side, and shook his fist at the launch as it headed for the
shore. Doctor Carson, who had had a pious upbringing, kissed his hand
in return.
A GOLDEN VENTURE
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