The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire CollectionJacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire Collection
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
“What I can’t understand is,” continued the carpenter, “’ow the news
got about. Why, the neighbours knew of it a couple of hours before we
did.”
The dealer hid a grin. Then he looked a bit bewildered again.
“I assure you,” said the carpenter, “it was known in the town at least
a couple of hours before we got the letter.”
Mr. Miller waited a minute to get perfect control over his features.
“Letter?” he repeated, faintly.
“The letter from the lawyers,” said the carpenter.
Mr. Miller was silent again. His features were getting tiresome. He
eyed the door furtively.
“What-was-in-the letter?” he asked.
“Short and sweet,” said the carpenter, with bitterness. “Said it was
all a mistake, because they’d been and found another will. People
shouldn’t make such mistakes.”
“We’re all liable to make mistakes,” said Miller, thinking he saw an
opening.
“Yes, we made a mistake when we thought you was after Ann’s money,”
assented the carpenter. “I’m sure I thought you’d be the last man in
the world to be pleased to hear that she’d lost it. One thing is,
you’ve got enough for both.”
Mr. Miller made no reply, but in a dazed way strove to realize the full
measure of the misfortune which had befallen him. The neighbour, with
the anxiety of her sex to be the first with a bit of news, had already
taken her departure. He thought of Wiggett walking the earth a free
man, and of Smith with a three-months’ bill for twenty pounds. His
pride as a dealer was shattered beyond repair, and emerging from a
species of mist, he became conscious that the carpenter was addressing
him.
[Illustration: “We’ll leave you two young things alone.”]
“We’ll leave you two young things alone for a bit,” said Mr. Tidger,
heartily. “We’re going out. When you’re tired o’ courting you can play
draughts, and Ann will show you one or two of ’er moves. So long.”
THREE AT TABLE
The talk in the coffee-room had been of ghosts and apparitions, and
nearly everybody present had contributed his mite to the stock of
information upon a hazy and somewhat thread-bare subject. Opinions
ranged from rank incredulity to childlike faith, one believer going so
far as to denounce unbelief as impious, with a reference to the Witch
of Endor, which was somewhat marred by being complicated in an
inexplicable fashion with the story of Jonah.
“Talking of Jonah,” he said solemnly, with a happy disregard of the
fact that he had declined to answer several eager questions put to him
on the subject, “look at the strange tales sailors tell us.”
“I wouldn’t advise you to believe all those,” said a bluff,
clean-shaven man, who had been listening without speaking much. “You
see when a sailor gets ashore he’s expected to have something to tell,
and his friends would be rather disappointed if he had not.”
“It’s a well-known fact,” interrupted the first speaker firmly, “that
sailors are very prone to see visions.”
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