The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire CollectionJacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire Collection
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
“Almost before I knew it I was standing inside and the old woman,
muttering to herself, had closed the door behind me. With a queer
sensation of being trapped I followed my host into the room, and taking
the proffered chair warmed my frozen fingers at the fire.
“‘Dinner will soon be ready,’ said the old man, regarding me closely.
‘If you will excuse me.’
“I bowed and he left the room. A minute afterward I heard voices; his
and the old woman’s, and, I fancied, a third. Before I had finished my
inspection of the room he returned, and regarded me with the same
strange look I had noticed before.
“‘There will be three of us at dinner,’ he said, at length. ‘We two and
my son.’
“I bowed again, and secretly hoped that that look didn’t run in the
family.
“‘I suppose you don’t mind dining in the dark,’ he said, abruptly.
“‘Not at all,’ I replied, hiding my surprise as well as I could, ‘but
really I’m afraid I’m intruding. If you’ll allow me—’
“He waved his huge gaunt hands. ‘We’re not going to lose you now we’ve
got you,’ he said, with a dry laugh. ‘It’s seldom we have company, and
now we’ve got you we’ll keep you. My son’s eyes are bad, and he can’t
stand the light. Ah, here is Anne.’
“As he spoke the old woman entered, and, eyeing me stealthily, began to
lay the cloth, while my host, taking a chair the other side of the
hearth, sat looking silently into the fire. The table set, the old
woman brought in a pair of fowls ready carved in a dish, and placing
three chairs, left the room. The old man hesitated a moment, and then,
rising from his chair, placed a large screen in front of the fire and
slowly extinguished the candles.
“‘Blind man’s holiday,’ he said, with clumsy jocosity, and groping his
way to the door opened it. Somebody came back into the room with him,
and in a slow, uncertain fashion took a seat at the table, and the
strangest voice I have ever heard broke a silence which was fast
becoming oppressive.
“‘A cold night,’ it said slowly.
“I replied in the affirmative, and light or no light, fell to with an
appetite which had only been sharpened by the snack in the middle of
the day. It was somewhat difficult eating in the dark, and it was
evident from the behaviour of my invisible companions that they were as
unused to dining under such circumstances as I was. We ate in silence
until the old woman blundered into the room with some sweets and put
them with a crash upon the table.
“‘Are you a stranger about here?’ inquired the curious voice again.
“I replied in the affirmative, and murmured something about my luck in
stumbling upon such a good dinner.
“‘Stumbling is a very good word for it,’ said the voice grimly. ‘You
have forgotten the port, father.’
“‘So I have,’ said the old man, rising. ‘It’s a bottle of the
“Celebrated” to-day; I will get it myself.’
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