The lady of the basement flatVaizey, George de Horne, Mrs.
General
The lady of the basement flat
Vaizey, George de Horne, Mrs.
Irish -- England -- Fiction; Single women -- Fiction
He quite chuckled with delight. Viewed from the vantage ground of a
bath-chair, a Treasure Hunt was delirious excitement, but he _was_
heavy! I remembered a sharp upward curve some way further on, and had a
vision of myself pushing, with arms extended to full length, and feet at
a considerable distance between the arms, as I have seen small
nursemaids push pram-loads of fat twins. How undignified it would be if
I slipped half-way, and the chair backed over my prone body! Then, of
course, the thing happened which I might have been sure and certain
_would_ happen under the circumstances. We came face to face with Mr
Maplestone, and the General called out:--
"Hi, Ralph! There you are. Just the man we want. Miss Wastneys and I
are hunting. Come and give a hand."
"Oh, if you have the Squire, you won't need me. I'll go off on my own,"
I cried quickly; but it was no use, the old man wanted both, and both he
would have. The Squire was to push behind; I was to take the handle and
pull in front; he himself must be free to hunt, since he was
handicapped by old eyes. He issued orders with the assurance of a
Commander-in-Chief, and we listened and obeyed.
I started by feeling annoyed and impatient, but honestly, after the
first few minutes, it was great fun. The Squire was an abominable
pusher; first he pushed too little and left all the work to me; and
then, being upbraided, he pushed too hard and tilted me into a run; then
we changed places, and he took the wrong turnings, wheeled past plain
grass beds where nothing could possibly be hidden; then we _both_ took
the back, and the General peered from side to side, and saw nothing, and
grew discouraged, and sighed, and said his luck had gone. No treasures
for him any more!
I will say for Ralph Maplestone that he is sweet to that old man! He
treats him just in the right way, as deferentially as though he were in
full health and strength, a martial figure riding gloriously to
conquest! We cheered him up between us (I did it rather nicely, too!)
and became quite friendly in the process. Two people can't join in
pushing a bath-chair and remain _de haut en bas_. The thing is
impossible. I was most nice to Ralph Maplestone, and he appeared to be
nice to me.
Suddenly, in the middle of a bush, I saw a glint of brighter green, the
tissue-paper wrapping of a treasure, and instantly my fingers gripped
the chair. Mr Maplestone would have pushed on, but I frowned and
grimaced, and he looked and saw too, and we both puffed and panted, and
demanded a rest, during which I stood elaborately at one side of the
bush, and he stood at the other, so that the old dear could hardly miss
seeing the paper.
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