Indeed, this sprightly lady suffered from a very common infirmity of
poor humanity--an incapacity for graciously accepting such knocks as
she dealt to others. One might unconsciously check her flow of spirits
with the veriest straw of chaff, and only discover the enormity
haphazard. Sometimes her sensitive nature would build up a grievance
from a single word, so carelessly spoken and soon forgotten of the
offender that, when he would come to view the complicated fabric of
resentment that had sprung therefrom, he could only marvel at the
astounding pregnancy of his speech.
“My sister having pronounced,” said Sir David--with a point of his
little rude tongue in the direction of that incensed lady--“I come to
the upshot of the apostleates--or whatever they are called.”
“And that is?” murmured Mr. Tuke, quite shyly.
“Why, that it ain’t no good looking for the stone where it’s been
looked for before.”
Tuke stole a glance at Miss Royston, humbly and dumbly inviting her to
endorse or quash this opinion. She was rigidly silent.
“Well?” he asked, not in the least knowing what he was inquiring
about.
“Why, I’ve said it,” exclaimed the other. “We needn’t grub under the
floors, when, by your own account, the boards have been had up
already.”
“By Whimple’s account,” said Tuke. “But, you’re right. The rogues
would have searched thoroughly where they did search.”
“Then, where to look?”
“I propose we each take two or three rooms to a share; investigate as
we will, and meet and compare notes at dinner-time.”
“Capital. What d’ye say, Angel?”
“Oh! you can leave me out of the question.”
“What! you ain’t goin’ to take part in the fun?”
“I have contributed my mite to it, by serving as butt to the
witticisms of two ingenious gentlemen.”
“Miss Royston!” exclaimed Tuke aghast.
“Oh, sir!” responded the lady frigidly, “’twould argue a certain
community of interests that hardly exists, did I permit myself the
familiarity of an informal intrusion upon your privacy. But I can be
quite happy here, if you will vouchsafe me the society of Mr. Whimple,
who will take no advantage, I am sure, of my condescension, and who
will not judge frankness to be an invitation to impertinence.”
She capped this with quite an enigmatical little smile.
“Or, if you desire his services for yourself,” she said, “I can order
out my horse and return to ‘Chatters.’”
Sir David was softly chuckling, preliminary to a sad explosion of
laughter. Tuke saw it, and hastily put in a word.
“I beg you will not disappoint me of your promised company to dinner.
You are very welcome to what you ask; and your brother and I will hunt
in company.”
He bowed, drew the little man from the room and to the far end of the
passage without. There the latter suddenly detained him, his swollen
face falling to an expression of great gravity.
“Lookee here,” he said, “I am in the dark--I am in the dark, Tuke.
Will you take it friendly if I ask you to enlighten me. Are ye vexed
wi’ the wench’s whimsies?”
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