“In the winter of ’78, when I was home in England on furlough, being
sick of a disordered spleen, I was crossing Bagshot Heath one night
when I was stopped by a one-eyed gentleman of the road, who was set to
coerce me with the usual menaces and braggadocio. But, looking in his
face without fear--for it was a brilliant moonlit night and his
features clear as print--I noticed them drawn and anguished in a
manner beyond words, so that he seemed rather a ghost or boggle of my
distemper, which gave me some concern. But quickly recovering myself:
‘My honest gentleman,’ says I, ‘meseems you are more in need of stand
for yourself than me.’ Which hearing, he gave out a great groan, and
so straightway dropped the muzzle of his pistol.
“‘Can you read it so plain?’ says he. ‘Then I tell you I am in hell,
and it were a merciful thing to slay me here and now’--and with that
he rends his vest, and ‘shoot,’ says he, ‘and end it!’
“Now I got talking to my man, and, to make a short story of it, found
him to be a noted heath-cock, one Cutwater”--(Aye, sir--there you have
him!)--“as he was called, who had drawn a free living from the road,
but was now smitten of a morbid disease of the kidneys and like to
die. However, in a clean retirement had he lived for a year--or
perhaps two or more--till his disorder came like to madden him; when,
with the hope to borrow surcease of agony from the distraction of his
ancient calling, he made post to Bagshot and rode out on the heath.
“Well, I took him back to my inn, and made him up a drug of my
knowledge, and kept him by me for a day or two, thinking to mend the
poor sinner before I set upon the Lord’s work with him. And he made a
surprising recovery, and was ready to kiss my very feet out of his
gratitude. But, so it happened, a summons coming to me from his
Majesty’s Court at Windsor, I was to leave him perforce; and
presently--my own complaint mending--forth I passed to the war again
and from all thought of Master Cutwater.
“And now, as worthy Mr. Creel will attest--which has conducted the
business, and is my friend and an attorney (and this our same fellow
of the road had discovered, it seems)--not three weeks ago, I being
again in London this summer of the year ’79, was waited upon by him,
and to my astonishment handed over the title deeds of an estate which
I had never so much as heard named, being ‘Delsrop’ House in the
County of Hants.
“For thus it appeared my highwayman had died after all--yet not of his
complaint but in some ruffian _mêlée_--having first, however, in
gratitude at my service to him willed me this property, which I cannot
but regard with perplexity as the wages of sin, inasmuch as it
appeareth the reward designed, _in totidem verbis_, for prolonging of
a rascal’s life.
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