“Ingeniously argued,” said he. “So I am the highwayman? Well, I call
upon you to stand and deliver.”
“Indeed, sir, I have nothing worth your consideration.”
“Pardon me. Your sudden flight thitherwards, at the moment you
imagined me established and occupied in London, is a matter very well
worth my consideration.”
“You are mistaken. How could I know of your presence in London? You
will observe I make no pretence of ignorance as to your identity.”
“That is modest of you.”
He gave no further answer; but he set to and whistled an air from the
opera, “What a Blunder.”
“Now, Mr. Brander,” he said, “you have taken time by the forelock, but
I have taken him by the nose; so you may e’en go back the way you
came, and inform your graceful associates that the master of ‘Delsrop’
is returned to his own.”
He spoke with a very engaging _sang-froid_; but he was prepared for
contingencies. To his surprise the other, after eying him for some
moments in a manner of puzzled speculation, shrugged up his shoulders
and broke into a gobble of laughter.
“Come,” said the thief, “I will be honest with you, for all the
_marchand forain_ I am.”
“A scholar?” said Tuke. “Then you have two weapons to my one. We must
stand on even terms before I consent.”
“Bah!” exclaimed the respectable merchant; and, turning his back, he
fetched a pistol out of either side-pocket and fired each in turn at
the dangling chains of the gallows. Both bullets struck home with a
clank; the horses, twenty yards away, started and reared, and the
rogue, repouching the smoking barrels, slewed himself about once more.
“Does that satisfy you?” he said. “Now my only weapon is my tongue.”
“It shall carry further than a bullet with me, though I won’t swear it
shall speed as true. You have a very pretty aim, Mr. Brander.”
“I learnt to hit a mark when I was a schoolmaster,” said the other
dryly. “A settled fly is a fair test of skill. Well, sir, may I crave
a confident word with you?”
“The post-boy is out of ear-shot, I think.”
“I thank you, and I premise that this little expedition is of my sole
conception and at my own cost, and that the associates of whom you
spoke know nothing of it.”
“I see. You would have stolen a march on them?”
“Precisely; and, if possible, secure for myself alone the booty that
all desire to share.”
“You are candour itself.”
“I read in it my better policy. Believe me, necessity is my
foster-mother and her vile children are my comrades. Once I was
blameless, though a schoolmaster. The birch-rod was my business, the
fishing-rod my recreation, a passion for Elzivirs my ruin. I stole to
allay it--a crime as white as the theft of bread to a starving man.
The law took cognizance, grudging me all but my dry bones of syntax. I
have suffered, but I am no more vicious now than then. I desire no
gauds or vanities, but means only to the satisfying of this scholarly
craving for books.”
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