The Lanchester traditionBradby, G. F. (Godfrey Fox)
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The Lanchester tradition
Bradby, G. F. (Godfrey Fox)
Endowed public schools (Great Britain) -- Fiction
Unfortunately, amongst Britons, one of the first results of a firm
government is a factious and discontented Opposition; and the Adlerhof
was no exception to the rule. No sooner had Mr. Chowdler and his
friends assumed the cares of office than murmurs of complaint began to
be heard, feeble at first but gathering strength with each successive
season. Wild young men and women, athirst for bandy and bunny-hugs, for
impossible ski-jumps and noisy races along the corridors, protested
that they had not come out to be drilled like schoolboys but to
enjoy themselves; and they began to question the authority of the
self-appointed committee. Profoundly ignorant of the past history
of the place and of all that it owed to its aristocracy, they felt
no reverence for Mr. Chowdler and the Hon. Fitzroy Plashy circling
sedately round an orange, and only wondered why the best part of the
rink was reserved for these old fogeys and their friends. At last a
moment came when, conscious of their strength, they passed from murmurs
to action. When the committee arranged a toboggan race, the opposition
organised a ski-ing competition; when the committee decreed a gymkhana,
the opposition engineered a dance; and the hotel was divided into
hostile camps.
Things were in this critical state when, on December 28, Mr. Chowdler
arrived in Sauersprudel to lend his powerful support to the cause of
law and order. His annual appearance had always been treated as an
event of importance in the life of the hotel--obsequious smiles from
mine host and a flutter among the servants. You would have thought him
a governor returning to his colony, or a chieftain to his clan. But,
on this occasion, Mr. Chowdler, who had left his wife at home, was met
in the hall by the landlord with a face of woe. The room on the first
floor with the south aspect, the room that he had selected as his own
in 1896 and which had been specially reserved for him ever since, had
been forcibly annexed and occupied, a fortnight previously, by a young
English Herr who refused to turn out for all the Chowdlers in creation.
Would Mr. Chowdler mind going into a room on the other side of the
passage for a few days--a larger and a better room, though facing
north? The young Herr talked of leaving very shortly.
“His name?” asked Mr. Chowdler curtly.
“Mr. Maurice Veal of London.”
“Bring him to me,” said Mr. Chowdler.
Impossible; the young man had gone out ski-ing for the day, taking his
lunch with him.
“Then send my boxes up to my room,” said Mr. Chowdler. “My _own_ room
mind. I will arrange matters.”
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