The Lanchester traditionBradby, G. F. (Godfrey Fox)
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The Lanchester tradition
Bradby, G. F. (Godfrey Fox)
Endowed public schools (Great Britain) -- Fiction
The landlord hesitated between fear of Mr. Chowdler and the danger of
losing a wealthy customer who drank champagne every night and paid
exactly twice as much for the room as Mr. Chowdler did. But fear of Mr.
Chowdler prevailed; and, when young Mr. Veal returned from his day’s
sport at five in the afternoon, he found his own effects in the passage
and Mr. Chowdler, in shirt sleeves, busily engaged in installing
himself in the disputed apartment.
Mr. Veal, though not deficient in bounce, was not remarkable for his
physical proportions. Perhaps a long and fatiguing day in the snow,
in the course of which he had taken many severe falls, had damped his
spirits; or, perhaps the sight of Mr. Chowdler in shirt sleeves, with
his broad shoulders, bullet head, red face, and determined jaw, was
more formidable than anything he had anticipated. At all events he lost
his nerve, and, after a little bluster and some futile threats, he
withdrew to abuse the landlord, leaving Mr. Chowdler in possession.
“I engaged this room in 1896,” Mr. Chowdler shouted after him, “and I
intend to keep it.”
And he kept it.
However, the victory of the bedroom did not end the campaign against
the committee; it only spurred the enemy to greater exertions. And
young Veal, panting for revenge, became the recognised leader of a
guerilla campaign. No step that the committee took was allowed to pass
unchallenged; no rule was made but it was straightway broken, no notice
was posted without provoking a counter-notice or a parody. Half the
hotel was on terms of active hostility with the other half. The older
men and their wives stood by the committee, the younger ones rallied
round the banner of Veal. And a climax seemed to have been reached one
afternoon, when Veal and a friend dashed across the sacred enclosure,
where Messrs. Chowdler, Plashy and Weatherbury were cutting figures,
kicked away the orange which formed the centre of their evolutions, and
spilled Mr. Chowdler--accidentally, as they maintained; of set purpose
and malice aforethought, as others asserted. After this anything was
possible. But the situation was saved by the timely arrival of Lord
Budleigh of Salterton and his brother the Admiral. By a masterly stroke
of policy they were co-opted on to the committee before they had been
five minutes in the hotel; and the opposition collapsed. For even in
moments of the wildest aberration, a hotelful of English folk knows the
value of a lord. Moreover, Lord Budleigh was a man of courteous and
conciliatory manners, far less exclusive in his behaviour than either
Mr. Chowdler or the Hon. Fitzroy Plashy, and tolerant of the vagaries
of youth; while his brother the Admiral, who was out to enjoy himself
and sublimely unconscious of anything amiss, fraternised with everybody
in the most natural and friendly way. Within eight-and-forty hours, Mr.
Veal found himself without followers and left the hotel. The committee
had triumphed, and, with the committee, Mr. Chowdler.
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