The land of gold; or, Three years in CaliforniaColton, Walter
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The land of gold; or, Three years in California
Colton, Walter
California -- Gold discoveries; California -- History -- 1846-1850
SATURDAY, SEPT. 9. I met a Scotchman this morning bent half double, and
evidently in pain. On inquiring the cause, he informed me that he had
just seen a lump of gold from the Mokelumne as big as his double fist,
and it had given him the cholic. The diagnosis of the complaint struck
me as a new feature in human maladies, and one for which it would be
difficult to find a suitable medicament in the therapeutics known to the
profession; especially in the allopathic practice, which has stood still
for three thousand years, except in the discovery of quinine for ague,
and sulphur for itch. The gentlemen of this embalmed school must wake
up; their antediluvian owl may do on an Egyptian obelisk, but we must
have a more wide-awake bird in these days of progress. Here is a man
bent double with a new and strange disease, taken from looking at gold:
your bleeding, blistering, and purging won’t free him of it. What is to
be done? shall he be left to die, or be delivered over to the
homœopathies? They have a medicament that acts as a specific, on the
principle that the hair of the dog is good for the bite. If you burn
your hand, what do you do—clasp a piece of ice?—no, seize a warm poker;
if you freeze your foot, do you put it to the fire?—no, dash it into the
snow; and so if you take the gold-cholic, the remedy is, _aurum—similia
similibus curantur_.
SATURDAY, SEPT. 16. The gold mines are producing one good result; every
creditor who has gone there is paying his debts. Claims not deemed worth
a farthing are now cashed on presentation at nature’s great bank. This
has rendered the credit of every man here good for almost any amount.
Orders for merchandise are honored which six months ago would have been
thrown into the fire. There is none so poor, who has two stout arms and
a pickaxe left, but he can empty any store in Monterey. Nor has the
first instance yet occurred, in which the creditor has suffered. All
distinctions indicative of means have vanished; the only capital
required is muscle and an honest purpose. I met a man to-day from the
mines in patched buckskins, rough as a badger from his hole, who had
fifteen thousand dollars in yellow dust, swung at his back. Talk to him
of brooches, gold-headed canes, and Carpenter’s coats! Why he can unpack
a lump of gold that would throw all Chesnut-street into spasms. And
there is more where this came from. _His_ rights in the great domain are
equal to yours, and his prospects of getting it out vastly better. With
these advantages, he bends the knee to no man, but strides along in his
buckskins, a lord of earth by a higher prescriptive privilege than what
emanates from the partiality of kings. His patent is medallioned with
rivers which roll over golden sands, and embossed with mountains which
have lifted for ages their golden coronets to heaven. Clear out of the
way with your crests, and crowns, and pedigree trees, and let this
democrat pass. Every drop of blood in his veins tells that it flows from
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