The land of gold; or, Three years in CaliforniaColton, Walter
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The land of gold; or, Three years in California
Colton, Walter
California -- Gold discoveries; California -- History -- 1846-1850
MONDAY, DEC. 28. This is the festival day of the Santos Innocentes, and
is devoted by the lovers of fun to every kind of harmless imposition on
the simplicity of others. The utmost ingenuity is exercised in
borrowing, for every article lent has to be redeemed. Although aware of
this, still, in a moment of forgetfulness, one succeeded in borrowing my
spurs. A gentleman, who has lived here from his boyhood, lent his cloak,
another his saddle and bridle, and a third his guitar. Two ladies
performed feats that would have been difficult on any day. One borrowed
money of a broker, and the other a rosary of a priest. It is rumored,
but not credited, that a client has induced his lawyer to allow his case
to be amicably adjusted; that a patient has actually persuaded his
physician to permit the aid of nature in throwing off his disease; and
that a customer has made a shopkeeper confess an imperfection in his
wares. It is said, but doubted, that an old Spanish hidalgo, after being
told that his son is engaged in marriage to a peasant girl, will
probably sleep before he disinherits him. It is also said, though few
believe it, that a wife, whose husband is going to sea, has consented
that he shall take the family breeches with him. It is further stated,
but on no good authority, that a political partizan has hesitated about
voting for his candidate on account of his having been once sentenced to
the penitentiary for sheep-stealing. Several other rumors are afloat,
but they are not credited. One is, that a disappointed lover has
persuaded himself that his suit has been rejected without any parental
interference; another is, that a young collegian has written a letter to
his grandmother without quoting a word of Greek; another is, that a
young clergyman has composed an entire sermon without anything about
“Fixed fate, free will, foreknowledge absolute.”
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