Challenger, Professor (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Spiritualism -- Fiction
“Wait a bit, padre!” cried Lord Roxton, hurriedly. “When I’m explorin’,
I begin by ropin’ in a friendly native. I expect you’re just the man.
Won’t you come with me?”
“Where to?”
“Well, sit down and I’ll tell you.” He rummaged among a pile of letters
on his desk. “Fine selection of spooks!” he said. “I got on the track of
over twenty by the first post. This is an easy winner, though. Read it
for yourself. Lonely house, man driven mad, tenants boltin’ in the
night, horrible spectre. Sounds all right--what!”
The clergyman read the letter with puckered brows. “It seems a bad
case,” said he.
“Well, suppose you come along. What! Maybe you can help clear it up.”
The Rev. Mr. Mason pulled out a pocket-almanac. “I have a service for
ex-Service men on Wednesday, and a lecture the same evening.”
“But we could start to-day.”
“It’s a long way.”
“Only Dorsetshire. Three hours.”
“What is your plan?”
“Well, I suppose a night in the house should do it.”
“If there is any poor soul in trouble it becomes a duty. Very well, I
will come.”
“And surely there is room for me,” pleaded Malone.
“Of course there is, young fellah! What I mean--I expect that old,
red-headed bird at the office sent you round with no other purpose. Ah,
I thought so. Well, you can write an adventure that is not perfect bilge
for a change--what! There’s a train from Victoria at eight o’clock. We
can meet there, and I’ll have a look in at old man Challenger as I
pass.”
They dined together in the train and after dinner reassembled in their
first-class carriage, which is the snuggest mode of travel which the
world can show. Roxton, behind a big black cigar, was full of his visit
to Challenger.
“The old dear is the same as ever. Bit my head off once or twice in his
own familiar way. Talked unadulterated tripe. Says I’ve got
brain-softenin’ if I could think there was such a thing as a real spook.
‘When you’re dead you’re dead.’ That’s the old man’s cheery slogan.
Surveyin’ his contemporaries, he said, extinction was a doosed good
thing! ‘It’s the only hope of the world,’ said he. ‘Fancy the awful
prospect if they survived.’ Wanted to give me a bottle of chlorine to
chuck at the ghost. I told him that if my automatic was not a
spook-stopper, nothin’ else would serve. Tell me, padre, is this the
first time you’ve been on Solfari after this kind of game?”
“You treat the matter too lightly, Lord John,” said the clergyman,
gravely. “You have clearly had no experience of it. In answer to your
question I may say that I have several times tried to help in similar
cases.”
“And you take it seriously?” asked Malone, making notes for his article.
“Very, very seriously.”
“What do you think these influences are?”
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