The Landloper: The Romance of a Man on FootDay, Holman
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The Landloper: The Romance of a Man on Foot
Day, Holman
Political corruption -- Fiction; Water-supply -- Fiction
“Look here, Dan, it's the colonel's orders,” explained the chairman. “It
has been decided to play politics a little more smoothly. There is too
much jaw-gab going among the cranks. If there is any outside work done
at all it will be put over by new chaps who are not so well advertised
as you old bucks. We want to hide the machinery this year.”
“That's a jobeefed nice thing to say to me, a man that would go up in a
balloon and troll for hen-hawks, asking no questions, provided the state
committee told me it would help in carrying a caucus.”
“But we're taking care of the old boys all right, Dan. Vose is in the
pension-office; Ambrose and Sturdivant are in the adjutant-general's
office patching up the Civil War rolls, with orders to take their time
about it. And you'll be used well.”
“I want to be in the field,” insisted Breed, 'sipping' his lips
importantly. “Those fellows are old fuddy-duddies. I'm a natural
politician.”
He was an interesting figure, this Honorable Daniel Breed. He was
entitled to the “Honorable.” He had been a state senator from his
county. With his slow, side-wheel gait, head too little for his body,
nose like a beak, sunken mouth, cavernous eyes, and a light hat perched
on the back of his narrow head he suggested a languid, tame, bald-headed
eagle. And his voice was a dry, nasal, querulous squawk--a sound more
avian than human.
“I tell ye there's yeast a-stirring,” he told the state committee.
“There's a fellow come up out of the Eleventh Ward in Marion that's
some punkins in organizing. He pretends to be a law student in Arch
Converse's law-office. He ain't a native. I don't know where he hails
from. He ain't a registered voter as yet. But he's a man who needs to be
trailed.”
“Squire Converse isn't in politics, Dan. You're getting notional in your
old age,” said the committeeman from Breed's county.
“But good gad! there ain't any statute to keep him out. Something has
happened to make him good and mad. Some of these fancy jumping-jacks can
make awful leaps when the box is opened, gents! Better take warning from
what I tell you!”
The committeemen exchanged smiles.
“We are going to steal a little of the kid-gloved chaps' thunder,”
explained the chairman. “They have been howling about machine politics
and interlocking interests and air-tight methods until the people are
growling about the close corporation they say we've got. So we're going
to show 'em a thing or two. Nothing like frankness and open house.”
“Gor-ram it, you ain't even square with me--after I have worked politics
with you for twenty-five years!” He marched up to the table and rapped
his hard little knuckles on it. “It's this way, gents,” he said, “and
I'll be short and sweet. What's the matter with politics when a man like
I've always been gets pi-oogled out of the councils?”
“We don't need workers like you any more,” stated the chairman.
“But there's politics to play, just the same.”
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