The Landloper: The Romance of a Man on FootDay, Holman
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The Landloper: The Romance of a Man on Foot
Day, Holman
Political corruption -- Fiction; Water-supply -- Fiction
“That man,” explained Citizen Drew, complacently displaying his boasted
knowledge of public men in minute detail, “is the Honorable Archer
Converse, whose father was General Aaron Converse, the war governor of
this state. Lawyer, old bach, rich, just as crisp in talk as he is in
looks, just as straight in his manners and morals and honesty as he is
in his back, arrives every night at the Mellicite Club for his dinner on
the dot of eight”--Citizen Drew waved his hand at the illuminated circle
of the First National clock--“leaves the club exactly at nine for a walk
through the park, then marches home, plays three games of solitaire, and
goes to bed.”
“I know him!” stated Farr.
Citizen Drew's air betrayed a bit of a showman's disappointment.
“I never saw him before--never heard of him. But I mean I know him now
after your description--know his nature, his thoughts. You have a fine
touch in your size-ups, Citizen Drew.”
“I've studied 'em all.”
“What has he done in politics?”
“Never a thing. He is one of the kind I was complaining about. Too
high-minded.”
“But, ho, how a man like that would swim if he were once thrown in!”
declared Farr.
“He never even tended out on a caucus.”
“I know the style when I see it,” pursued Farr. He did not look at
Citizen Drew. He was talking as much to himself as to his companion.
“Spirit of a crusader harnessed by every-day habit! Righteousness in a
rut! Achievement timed to the tick of the clock. But, once in, how he
would swim!”
“Think how our affairs would swing along with a man like that at the
head of the state!”
“Why hasn't he been put at the head?”
“I have been in delegations that have gone to him”--he waved his
hand--“he said he couldn't think of being mixed into political messes.”
“He looked on you wallowing in muddy water and you invited him in. I
don't blame him for not jumping.”
“He's a good man,” insisted Citizen Drew. “He gives more money to the
poor than any other man in town. The only way I found that out is by
having a natural nose for finding out things. He doesn't say anything
about it.”
“How he would swim!” repeated Farr. “Steady and strong and straight
toward the shore, Citizen Drew, and he wouldn't kick away the poor
drowning devils, either.”
“He probably thinks he has paid his debt to the world when he hands out
his money,” stated Drew. “When he looks around and sees so many other
men holding the poor chaps upside down and shaking the dollars out of
their pockets he must think he is doing a mighty sight more than is
required of him. But sticking plasters of dollar bills onto sore places
in this state ain't curing anything.” He stopped. “I've walked with you
farther than I intended to, Mr. Farr. But somehow I wanted to talk with
you. There's a meeting of the Square Deal Club this evening at Union
Hall. I didn't know but in some way we might--It was thought you might
be going to run for office.”
“The registration-office will prove that I'm not. Pass that word!”
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