The Last Lady of Mulberry: A Story of Italian New YorkThomas, Henry Wilton
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The Last Lady of Mulberry: A Story of Italian New York
Thomas, Henry Wilton
Italian Americans -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction
At this point a well-thatched head stuck out of the pipe, and the
drowsy eyes of a man on his knees looked up wonderingly at the group of
Tomatoes. It was the face of Bertino Manconi.
“Ah-ha! Now you see what for I’m go kill. Let-a go, I’m tell-a you!”
“Aisy now, me darlint. No, no; I’ll not lave you go yit awhile; not
till that ghinny fire in ye has burnt out a bit. Will ye give me the
knife? Here, lave go iv it--there y’are. Now ye can use yer fists in
Donnybrook shtyle, and not a worrud from Bridget O’Kelly.”
She had captured the knife. Bertino was on his feet. Tomato moved
toward him with claws outspread.
“See what you have done,” he snarled in the Naples patter. “Famous
joke, _neh_? To rob a poor man of his last cent, that you might have
a bust of your _amorosa_--some good-for-naught of a woman! A-h-h! A
famous joke! But you shall pay. Oh, woman, give me that knife.”
“Phat ails yer fists?”
“You are a fool,” broke out Bertino, and the banker jumped at him, but
did not strike. “A fool, I say. You talk much and say nothing. What is
it about the bust? Tell me. Can’t you see I am hungry to know? What has
become of it? Is it a fine likeness of the Presidentessa?”
“Presidentessa!” sneered the banker, and Bridget echoed the word in
like contempt.
“Yes. Beautiful, _neh_?”
The banker waved the back of his hand beneath his chin in token that
he was not to be fooled. “You are a great innocent. Yes; but you can’t
play off on me. You know it is not the First Lady of the Land.”
“Not the Presidentessa?”
“No, you thief!”
“For the love of the bright Saints, who is it?”
“Bah! You know.”
“I swear I do not. It was a picture of the Presidentessa that I sent to
the sculptor. Maria! Has Armando made the wrong woman? Where is it?”
“Here.”
In a jiffy the furniture atop of it was removed and the boxed marble
set on the ground. When the paper had been torn off and the face of
Juno stood revealed in the morning’s first flush Bertino was on hands
and knees before it.
“Holy Madonna of Grace!” he shrieked, and got up covering his eyes and
turning away. “It is too much, too much!”
“Who is it?” asked Bridget and Domenico in concert.
“My wife!”
“Arrah, now I know the mug iv it!” cried Bridget in triumph. “Sure that
pug nose has been dancin’ in me brain like a nightmare since iver I
seen it in the bank. She’s noane other than the singer I seen in the
Caffè of the Bella Siciliana the day ye was writin’ at the table. Do ye
moind?”
She spoke in Signor Tomato’s jargon, tinctured freely with dashes of
her mother brogue.
“Yes,” Bertino answered; “it was on that day she promised to be my
wife, and that day I wrote the letter to Armando and put in a picture
of the First Lady.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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