The Last of the Foresters: Or, Humors on the Border; A story of the Old Virginia FrontierCooke, John Esten
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The Last of the Foresters: Or, Humors on the Border; A story of the Old Virginia Frontier
Cooke, John Esten
Frontier and pioneer life -- Fiction; Virginia -- Fiction
Fanny kissed Redbud enthusiastically, which ceremony, as everybody
knows, is, with young ladies, exactly equivalent to shaking hands
among the men; and often indicates as little real good-feeling
slanderous tongues have whispered. No one, however, could have
imagined that there was any affectation in Fanny's warm kiss. The very
ring of it was enough to prove that the young lady's whole heart was
in it, and when she sat down by Redbud and took her white hand, and
patted it against her own, the very tenderest light shone in Miss
Fanny's dancing eyes, and it was plain that she had not exaggerated
the truth, in formerly declaring that she was desperately in love
with Redbud. Ah! that fond old school attachment--whether of boy or
girl--for the close friend of sunny hours; shall we laugh at it? Are
the feelings of our after lives so much more disinterested, pure and
elevated?
So Miss Fanny chatted on with Redbud, telling her a thousand
things, which, fortunately, have nothing to do with our present
chronicle--else would the unfortunate chronicler find his pen laughed
at for its tardy movement. Fanny's rapid flow of laughing and
picturesque words, could no more be kept up with by a sublunary
instrument of record, than the shadow of a darting bird can be caught
by the eager hand of the child grasping at it as it flits by on the
sward.
And in the middle of this flow of words, and just when Fanny makes
a veiled allusion to an elderly "thing," and the propensity of the
person in question, to rob more juvenile young ladies of their
beaux--enter Miss Lavinia--who asks what thing Miss Fanny speaks of,
with a smile upon the austere countenance.
Fanny declines explaining, but blushes instead, and asks Miss Lavinia
where she got that darling shawl, which is really a perfect love of
a thing; and so, with smiles from Redbud, the conversation continues
until dinner-time, when the Squire makes his appearance, and after
kissing Miss Redbud, affects to take Miss Fanny by the elbows and bump
her head against the ceiling, baby-fashion. In this attempt, we need
not say, the worthy gentleman fails, from the fact, that young ladies
of seventeen, are, for some reason, heavier than babies, and are
kissed with much more ease, and far less trouble, standing on their
feet, than chucked toward the ceiling for that purpose.
Having dined and chatted pleasantly, and told a number of amusing
tales for Miss Redbud's edification--and against the silent protest
and remonstrance of said Miss Lavinia--the Squire declares that he
must go and see to his threshing; and, accordingly, after swearing at
Caesar, goes away; and is heard greeting somebody as he departs.
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