The Last of the Foresters: Or, Humors on the Border; A story of the Old Virginia FrontierCooke, John Esten
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The Last of the Foresters: Or, Humors on the Border; A story of the Old Virginia Frontier
Cooke, John Esten
Frontier and pioneer life -- Fiction; Virginia -- Fiction
It was Mistress O'Calligan, the handsome ruddy lady, whom we have
met with once before, on that day when Mr. Jinks, remembering
O'Brallaghan's incapacity to fight, challenged that gentleman to
mortal combat.
Between this lady and Mr. Jinks, on the present occasion, glances
passed more than once; and when--O'Brallaghan not appearing--Mr. Jinks
rode away from the shop of the dastard, in dignified disgust, he
directed the steps of Fodder, cautiously and gently, around the
corner, and stopped before the door of Mistress O'Calligan's lodging.
The lamented O'Calligan was gone to that bourne which we all know of,
and his widow now supported herself and the two round, dirty-faced
young gentlemen who had choked themselves in their astonishment
at Ralph, by taking in washing and ironing, to which she added,
occasionally, the occupation and mystery of undergarment construction.
Thanks to these toils, Mistress O'Calligan, who was yet young and
handsome, and strong and healthy, had amassed a very snug little sum
of money, which she had invested in a garden, numerous pigs, chickens,
and other things; and, in the neighborhood, this lady was regarded
as one destined to thrive in the world; and eventually bring to the
successor of the lamented O'Calligan, not only her fair self, and
good-humored smile included, but also no contemptible portion of this
world's goods.
O'Brallaghan's ambition was to succeed the lamented. He had long made
unsuccessful court to the lady--in vain. He suspected, not without
justice, that the graceful and military Mr. Jinks had made an
impression on the lady's heart, and hated Mr. Jinks accordingly.
It was before the low, comfortable cottage of Mistress O'Calligan,
therefore, that Mr. Jinks stopped. And tying Fodder to the pump, he
pushed aside the under-tunics which depended from lines, and were
fluttering in the wind, and so made his entrance into the dwelling.
Mistress O'Calligan pretended to be greatly surprised and fluttered on
Mr. Jinks' entrance; and laid down the iron she was trying, by putting
her finger in her mouth, and then applying it to the under surface.
She then smiled; and declared she never was in such a taking; and to
prove this, sat down and panted, and screamed good-humoredly to the
youthful O'Calligans, not to go near that pretty horse; and then asked
Mr. Jinks if he would'nt take something.
Mr. Jinks said, with great dignity, that he thought he would.
Thereupon, Mistress O'Calligan produced a flat bottle of poteen, and
pouring a portion for her own fair self, into a cup, said that this
was a wicked world, and handed the flask to Mr. Jinks.
That gentleman took a tolerably large draught; and then setting down
the bottle, scowled.
This terrified Mistress O'Calligan; and she said so.
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