The Last of the Foresters: Or, Humors on the Border; A story of the Old Virginia FrontierCooke, John Esten
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The Last of the Foresters: Or, Humors on the Border; A story of the Old Virginia Frontier
Cooke, John Esten
Frontier and pioneer life -- Fiction; Virginia -- Fiction
"Bad is not the word--abominable is the word--disgraceful is the
word!" cried Roundjacket, flourishing his ruler, and suddenly dropping
it as a twinge shot through his shoulder.
"Yes," assented Verty; "but talking about it will make you worse, sir.
Mr. Rushton asked me to come and see how you were this morning."
"Rushton is thanked," said Mr. Roundjacket,--"Rushton, my young
friend, has his good points--so have I, sir. I nursed him through a
seven month's fever--a perfect bear, sir; but he always is _that_.
Tell him that my arm--that I am nearly well, sir, and that nothing
but my incapacity to write, from--from--the state of my--feelings,"
proceeded Roundjacket, "should keep me at home. Observe, my young sir,
that this is no apology. Rushton and myself understand each other.
If I wish to go, I go--or stay away, I stay away. But I like the old
trap, sir, from habit, and rather like the bear himself, upon the
whole."
With this Mr. Roundjacket attempted to flourish his ruler, from habit,
and groaned.
"What's the matter, sir?" said Verty.
"I felt badly at the moment," said Roundjacket; "the fact is, I always
do feel badly when I'm confined thus. I have been trying to wile away
the time with the manuscript of my poem, sir--but it won't do. An
author, sir--mark me--never takes any pleasure in reading his own
writings."
"Ah?" said Verty.
"No, sir; the only proper course for authors is to marry."
"Indeed, sir?"
"Yes: and why, sir?" asked Mr. Roundjacket, evidently with the
intention of answering his own question.
"I don't know," replied Verty.
"Because, then, sir, the author may read his work to his wife, which
is a circumstance productive of great pleasure on both sides, you
perceive."
"It might be, but I think it might'nt, sir?" Verty said.
"How, might'nt be?"
"It might be very bad writing--not interesting--such as ought to be
burned, you know," said Verty.
"Hum!" replied Roundjacket, "there's something in that."
"If I was to write--but I could'nt--I don't think I would read it to
my wife--if I had a wife," added Verty.
And he sighed.
"A wife! you!" cried Mr. Roundjacket.
"Is there anything wrong in my wishing to marry?"
"Hum!--yes, sir; there is a certain amount of irrationality in _any_
body desiring such a thing--not in you especially."
"Oh, Mr. Roundjacket, you advised me only a few weeks ago to be always
_courting_ somebody--courting was the word; I recollect it."
"Hum!" repeated Roundjacket; "did I?"
"Yes, sir."
"Well, sir, I suppose a man has a right to amend."
"Anan, sir?"
"I say that a man has a right to file an amended and supplemental
bill, stating new facts; but you don't understand. Perhaps, sir, I was
right, and perhaps I was wrong in that advice."
"But, Mr. Roundjacket," said Verty, sighing, "do you think I ought not
to marry because I am an Indian?"
This question of ethics evidently puzzled the poet.
"An Indian--hum--an Indian?" he said; "but are you an Indian, my young
friend?"
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