The Last of the Foresters: Or, Humors on the Border; A story of the Old Virginia FrontierCooke, John Esten
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The Last of the Foresters: Or, Humors on the Border; A story of the Old Virginia Frontier
Cooke, John Esten
Frontier and pioneer life -- Fiction; Virginia -- Fiction
Verty found himself opposite to Mr. Jinks, who was driving his needle
as savagely as ever, and, with a tremendous frown, chaunting the then
popular ditty of the "Done-over Tailor." Whether this was in gloomy
satire upon his own occupation we cannot say, but certainly the lover
of the divine Miss Sallianna presented an appearance very different
from his former one, at the Bower of Nature. His expression was as
dignified and lofty as before; but as to costume, the least said about
Mr. Jinks the better. We may say, however, that it consisted mainly
of a pair of slippers and a nightcap, from the summit of which latter
article of clothing drooped a lengthy tassel.
On Verty's entrance, Mr. Jinks started up with a terrific frown;
or rather, to more accurately describe the movement which he made,
uncoiled his legs, and raised his stooping shoulders.
"How, sir!" he cried, "is my privacy again invaded!"
"I came to get my clothes," said Verty, preoccupied with his own
thoughts, and very indifferent to the hero's ire.
"That's no excuse, sir!"
"Excuse?" said Verty.
"Yes, sir--I said excuse; this is my private apartment, and I have
told O'Brallaghan that it should not be invaded, sir!"
These indignant words brought Mr. O'Brallaghan to the door, whereupon
Mr. Jinks repeated his former observation, and declared that it was an
outrage upon his dignity and his rights.
O'Brallaghan displayed some choler at the tone which Mr. Jinks used,
and his Irish blood began to rise. He stated that Mr. Verty had come
for his clothes, and should have them. Mr. Jinks replied, that he
had'nt said anything about Mr. Verty; but was contending for a
principle. Mr. O'Brallaghan replied to this with an observation which
was lost in his neck-handkerchief, but judging from as much as was
audible, in defiance and contempt of Jinks. Jinks observed, with
dignity and severity, that there were customers in the store, who were
gazing at Mr. Verty, just as he was about to disrobe. O'Brallaghan
muttered thereupon to himself some hostile epithets, and hastily
returned to wait upon the customers, leaving Mr. Jinks dodging to
avoid the eyes of the new-comers, but still preserving an expression
of haughty scorn.
Meanwhile Verty had descried his old forest suit lying upon a shelf,
and, laying down his rifle, had nearly indued his limbs therewith. In
fifteen minutes he had completed the change in his costume, and stood
before Mr. Jinks the same forest-hunter which he had been, before the
purchase of the elegant clothes he had just taken off. Instead of
rosetted shoes, moccasins; instead of silk and velvet, leather and
fur. On his head, his old white hat had taken the place of the
fashionable chapeau. Verty finished, by taking off the bow of ribbon
which secured his hair behind, and scattering the profuse curls over
his shoulders.
"Now," he sighed, looking in a mirror which hung upon the wall, "I
feel more like myself."
Jinks gazed at him with dignified emotion.
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