The Last of the Mortimers: A Story in Two VoicesOliphant, Mrs. (Margaret)
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The Last of the Mortimers: A Story in Two Voices
Oliphant, Mrs. (Margaret)
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“I think I am a Socialist,” said Sara, very composedly; “but I don’t
quite know. I think we should all go shares. I have told you so a dozen
times, godmamma. Suppose papa has twelve hundred a year,--I do believe
he has a great deal more,--isn’t it dreadful? and all, not out of the
ground like yours, but from worrying people into lawsuits and getting
them into trouble. Well, suppose it was all divided among a dozen
families, a hundred a year. People can live very comfortably, I assure
you, godmamma, upon a hundred a year.”
“Who told you, child?” said I.
“The curate has only eighty,” said Sara; “his wife dresses the baby and
makes all its things herself, and they have very comfortable little
dinners. The window in my old nursery--the end window you know--just
overlooks their little parlour. They look so snug and comfortable when
the baby is good. To be sure it must be a bore taking one’s dinner with
the baby in one’s lap; and I am sure she is always in a fright about
visitors coming. I think it would be quite delightful to give them one
of papa’s hundreds a year.”
“In addition to their eighty?” said I. “Why, then, there is an end of
going shares.”
Sara coughed and stammered for a moment over this, quite at fault; but
not being troubled either about logic or consistency, soon plunged on
again as bold as ever.
“Whatever you say, godmamma, people can live quite comfortable on a
hundred a year. I have reckoned it all up; and I don’t see really any
reason why anybody should have more. Only fancy what a quantity of
hundreds a year you and godmamma Sarah might distribute if you would.
And, instead of that, you only build a few cottages and give a few
people work--work! as if they had not as good a right as anybody to
their living. People were not born only to work, and to be miserable,
and to die.”
“People were born to do a great many harder things than you think for,
Sara,” said I. “Do you think I am going to argue with a little velvet
kitten like you? I advise you to try your twelve families on the twelve
hundreds a year. But what do you suppose you would do if your godmamma
and I, having no heirs, left the Park to you, and you had your will, and
might do what you pleased?”
What put this into my head I cannot say; but I gave it utterance on the
spur of the moment. Sara stared at me for a moment, with her pretty
mouth falling a little open in astonishment. Then she jumped up and
clapped her hands. “Do, godmamma!” she cried out, “oh do; such a
glorious scatter I should make! everybody should have enough, and we’d
build the loveliest little chapel in existence to St. Millicent, if
there is such a saint. I have always thought it would be perfectly
delightful to be a great heiress. Godmamma, do!”
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